christian rock

Sex
Drugs
And
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!

god rocker: yeah god is awesome!!!!!


everyone else: shut the fuck up

by angel face November 4, 2004

Christian rock

Although some believe otherwise, rock is a sound and not a lyrical theme. Therefore, Christian rock is made possible. Most good Christian rock addresses real issues like suicide, partying, backstabbing "friends," death, broken families, sex, murder, etc.--but all from a Christian view. It doesn't ignore the world and the themes of secular rock. It just has them with a twist that often points the listener to Jesus. Some say that only secular rock is "real". I say secular rock goes around in circles, while Christian rock points you in the right direction. Do you want to go around in circles, or would you prefer to find meaning in life and accomplish something?

Some Christian rock sounds as good as secular rock or better. And if you think the words "Christian" and "rock" don't belong together, how about the words "Christian punk"?

by RockOn! September 21, 2005

ghetto christian

Someone who goes to church only on certain holidays and for certain occasions (Easter, Christmas, weddings and funerals).
This type of person may or may not be ghetto themselves.

"Today is Easter Sunday...the last time I came to church was Christmas of last year.....does that make me a ghetto christian?".

"This wedding is the beautiful.....this is the fist time I've been to church since I got married three years ago....I guess that makes me a ghetto christian".

by VaNellie2002 May 20, 2007

Christian Grey

noun
A man that is a complete gentleman in the public eye but completely wild and fierce in the bedroom

“My boyfriend is such a Christian Grey”

by Vyola February 3, 2020

christian name

your first name

Jeffrey is his christian name

by magico the magic man January 24, 2009

Christian Slater

The antichrist. The messiah. God's greatest and worst gift to man. Known to have over 6 split personalities. Also known to carry on sexual relationships with animals, most preferably Wolves.

Christian Slater just fucked a wolf. But which Christian Slater?

by Merriam-Webster Special December 15, 2009

ex christian

use to follow christ or the church, but now is smart enough to think for themselves.

I am now an ex christian because I realized it was all bullshit giving them my money and listening to how I was going to hell, but after I seen what the preacher's daughter was doing I knew I was going to be allright.

by Thee POD February 18, 2010