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Captain Crunch

Bland; utterly unremarkable; as exciting as eating a bowl of captain crunch
"how was the party?"
"eh, it was pretty captain crunch"
by Joe Sherrock December 5, 2007
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captain america

The main character from the 1969 film Easy Rider. Also known as Wyatt, he was played by Peter Fonda.
by SAFDSFS May 25, 2006
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Captain Obvious

A name given to anyone who states somthing painfully obvious.
"Gnools says ... war on Iraq has start THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

"Gnool says ... Vis is hardcore OMG CAPTAIN OBVIOUS strikes again"
by VisOne March 25, 2003
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Captain Oates

Some bitch was bein' hella clownish, so I slapped her in the face with Captain Oates.
OR
Wanna pet Captain Oates?
by dirty rob November 21, 2003
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Captain America

Michael Phelps is bringing the gold home for the USA. He's fuckin' Captain America!
by Anti Cupid October 10, 2008
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captain obvious

See Legolas for further definition.
"......a diversion!"
by Draith March 30, 2005
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captain morgan

the nickname 4 some fat dude i know who likes 2 drink and look at porn and has no life
Captain Morgan, put down the bottle and get your dick outta your hands
by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 10, 2004
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