Cry pie

When something gets you sad that you literally become a pie of tears

Can be used as an adjective or a noun.
Somebody: “there’s no more ice-cream

You: “I’m a cry pie
by amyisthebomb March 11, 2019
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crying apple

An apple that feels pain and cries when told that it isn’t a nice colour
The red and yellow apple became a crying apple when may called it a terrible name
by Anonymous1019181716 March 22, 2021
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Cry-ometer

(noun)

An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.

Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.

From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.
Jack: Dude, Jen broke up with John!

Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?

Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.

Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!
by pi@noguy December 06, 2010
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Matt Cry

The biggest dumbass in the visible universe. This nigga is also a pussy and fights smaller niggas,he also puts yellow cake in his blunts and juul. This causes him to act even more retarded and arrogant. He always using excuses to cover his dodo covered tracks.
Nigga 2 is bullying and trying to fight a 2 month year old infant for his 200th cousin accidentally bumping into him in a crowded hallway
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*
by Dawndolphin May 18, 2018
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cry about it cracker

A phrase used by people who are absolute morons in life and don't know how to get their shit straight. Usually used by bitch ass 9 year olds in arguments when they want to be tough. (but then sound like a piece of shit) Also commonly used by racists.
"Bro, what's your problem, I didn't do shit"
"cry about it cracker"
by SilverBronze July 24, 2023
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Cum & Cry

When you cry right after an orgasm, often due to extreme regret.
*Man, I had a great streak on nofap
-So... what happened?
*I lost
-Did you cum & cry
*Definitely
by Fakeville May 06, 2019
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Crying like a bitch

Hym "Oh? Is there someone specific you want to call into the show Sam Sedar? No. If Sam Sedar doesn't address me TOMORROW another condition will be added. YOU go fuck YOURSELF you piece of shit. Find his college age daughter. I'm going to make sure you suffer some form of consequences for this you piece of shit. Don't act like I didn't give you an out. Emma is going to be crying like a bitch. Again. Don't think I didn't see it."
by Hym Iam July 09, 2024
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