clothes whore

A person obsessed with shopping and acquiring items of clothing. Modern day twist on dated phrase clothes horse.

Bobby went back to the outlet mall and bought another shirt from Amarni Exchange, he is a real clothes whore.

by Nick Zissimopulos June 18, 2006

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Clothes sex

Hevy petting combind with dry humping. Ya you RELLY want to go all the way, but you " have morals", or the parents are comeing home too soon. =o

we were haveing clothes sex then the door started to open, thank GOD i had my pants on.

by Baughan August 19, 2007

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Vinz Clortho was who Louis Tulley (played by Rick Moranis) turned into upon being possessed by the spirit of Gozer the Gozarian, the infamous Sumerian (not Babylonian) god. Vinz Clortho was the Keymaster, whose apparent sole purpose in life was to seek out and copulate with the Gatekeeper (a.k.a. Dana Barrett/Zuul (played by Sigourney Weaver)). Vinz didn't seem all that in touch with his surroundings, as he asked everyone he came in contact with if they were the Gatekeeper, including a horse.

Zuul the Gatekeeper: I am the Gatekeeper.
Vinz Clortho: I am the Keymaster.

by Andrew John Hunt December 27, 2007

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House Clothes

Comfortable worn out clothing that you would never wear in public but love wearing at home. Typically fashioned with a hole here and there and older than most of your furniture. House Clothes may include (but not limited to) stretchy shorts, cotton booty shorts, old basket ball shorts, that one shirt you bought at a swap meet, your boyfriends band tees, sweat pants (preferabley black to hide the stains), oversized sweat shirts, nudity, etc.

I can't believe I went to school wearing my embaressing House Clothes.

by CherryBombDeath May 29, 2018

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touching the cloth

When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.

"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"

by Papi' August 3, 2005

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mud touched the cloth

AKA "mud touched the cotton"

When you soil your underpants due to an unexpected shart.
Please note that this is the extreme case of a shart in which the fecal matter explodes beyond the crevice of your butt crack and makes contact with your undergarments.

Harold pushed his fart out so hard that the mud touched the cloth. His wife regrets making the bean burritos.

by Mr. Terrible April 29, 2008

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