Confused child(:

A person being mentally slow or retarded. Usually mistaken with being high or intoxicated.(:

Jack:"Hey!How'd it go with Cindy?"
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."

by Youdon'tneedaknow(: May 15, 2010

love child

A word used to describe any little wanker that is pissing you off. Can alternatley be used in the place of a name of a person. Used to gain attenetion of poeple who you dont know their names.

damn kid wont stop talking
say "shut the hell up love child

you see someone you dont know
ask mate next to you "who the hell is that love child"

"Oi love child"

by jimmiboy January 27, 2006

man child

Someone who is very short and stalky that looks like a kid height wise but looks like an adult with their features. Ex.can grow a beard and lots of chest hair. They resemble a troll.

That guys a fucking manchild.

by Lynden Patterson March 07, 2005

Lana rhoades child

A child with approximately 5 million dads because their mother did some nasty stuff with them

Person 1: Oh look it’s Lana rhoades child
Person 2: Isn’t that the person with 2752725271525 dads

by Amongusinreallifesussus August 10, 2021

one-child policy

A Chinese government regulation that limited each family to one kid.
In America, we have TV shows like "19 Kids and Counting" that essentially accomplish the same thing.

It's so weird that the Chinese named it the "one-child policy". They should have named it "The no-sibling-rivalry" policy.
It sounds so much better.

by ADHDfidget May 02, 2017

Golden Child Syndrome

Someone who is usually seen as the perfect child. People who are classified as a golden child are typically the favorite.

I didn't realize until it had gone too far that I had the Golden Child Syndrome.

by hopefility December 19, 2018

Middle Child Syndrome

Middle Child Syndrome is when a child is born in between other child and feels negleted. The middle child is faced threw challenges such as feeling like nothing, not worth, no one caring, ect. An Older child gets lots of attention, and gets everything first. They are the "most dependable" ones through the eyes of family members/parents. The younger child also known as "the baby" of the family gets most attention. This child gets the most attention and can get away with anything. They usually have less discipline. The middle child is usually left without anything. People tend to not notice they're there.the end up feeling left out and forgotten.parents don't usually focus on there needs only their dire emergencies. Middle children seek love and happiness through friends and become social butterflies. But through Neglection by parents the child drifts away and becomes a loner with family.

(Over this and past year)
Youngest: yeah it's my birthday! (Party, Dave and Busters, 100$)
Oldest: yeah! My birthday... Mom can I please get my hair done. (Hair cut, low lights)
Middle: it's my birthday... Hello?

Mom: sorry honey but I just paid school fees can't really afford any birthday presents right now, if it helps I didn't get your (older) sister anything.
Middle: it's fine (mind: it's fine if you can't afford anything, but seriously a card is like a dollar, just a dollar. Glad I'm not worth a dollar)
(When middle child confronts people about how they feels other are like sure that HAPPEND... Middle child syndrome

by Aria...mont March 15, 2015