cloud nine

1). Heaven
2). A Utopia of pleasure

We were floating on cloud nine.

by Zenocide February 17, 2004

Clobbered

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed

Urbandictionary.com's reputation is being clobbered by bad definitions.

by rosignol May 17, 2005

Clout Demon

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!

by DebSlave June 12, 2018

Anal alarm clock

when a man wakes his partner up by intruding the anus with his penis.

Hiren needed to be at work at 8.00am so he asked Burhan to set his anal alarm clock at 7.00am.

by jpsexinspector May 31, 2007

Clownboat

1. The mechanized helicopter flown by Bowser, King of the Koopas.

2. An insult.

1. Damn, I wonder what the Princess was doing when she popped out of Bowser's clownboat.

2. You are such a goddamn clownboat.

by Clownboat May 9, 2004

Cloie

name. same as Chloe, Cloe, but with different spelling
means:
amazing
cute
perfect
adorable
sweet
kind
thoughtful
beautiful
smart
caring
loving
loveable
awesome
have a smile to die for
one of a kind

She must be a Cloie.

by LuvableMe18 May 7, 2011

clown butt

Person who has an unusually large and comical looking ass coupled with wide hips, especially if they have a normal upper body and thin waist. Mostly seen on women.
Clown butt is NOT badonkadonk because clown butt does not appeal to ass lovers.

Man, she's got major clown butt.

by Rick Cain December 29, 2007