cowboy breakfast

A leak and a look around

We were in a hurry, so we only had time for a cowboy breakfast.

cowboy breakfast by JasonQG December 30, 2007

english breakfast

When you punch out somebody's teeth and then force them to perform oral sex on you.

Victoria: "Waiter, I'd like a full english breakfast please."

Waiter: "That's disgusting."

english breakfast by timaustin January 22, 2009

continental breakfast 

Sexual act involving Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch is smashed up and put inside of the vagina, and then the woman is fucked until the man ejaculates inside of her. The resulting combination of sperm and cereal is then squeezed out into a bowl and eaten.

Example #1: My hoe just picked up a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch at the store, so it's time for a continental breakfast.

Example #2: That bitch tried to get me to eat her continental breakfast after we fucked, so I slapped her and told her to get out.

continental breakfast by Big K Nasty September 16, 2009

Irish Continental Breakfast 

Lucky Charms with Baileys used in place of milk.

Stephen Colbert starts every day off right with an Irish Continental Breakfast

Irish Continental Breakfast by Heywood Jablomy July 26, 2016

Hot Breakfast 

When your partner wakes you up by giving you a

Blowjob.

Oh thanks babe for the hot breakfast!

Hot Breakfast by mayjene October 25, 2014

duck's breakfast 

A drink of water. Originally British, or so says my British grandmother.

Whew, it's hot - let me go get a quick duck's breakfast.

duck's breakfast by Mandy C. August 30, 2005

Mussolini's Milk Breakfast 

When you're happy to wake up on God's green earth and you're thirsty before another wonderful day of lifting weights, hiking and eating meat. So you wake up your stupid wife and she nurses you with her big soft milkies before you start your day.

Mussolini's Milk Breakfast consists of a glass of milk, and it is a matter of one minute. "I drink it at the table in small guips," he says, ''so that it may be properly salivated. Milk is a wonderful food, perhaps, the best food known to man. This one glass of milk contains enough nourishment to sustain me until the midday meal six hours hence."

Mussolini's Milk Breakfast by Spliffgrams October 11, 2021