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Blumpkin

A blue pumpkin, or a pumpkin that has a blue shade in its Rhine.
Check out that blumpkin!
Chuck had a blumpkin in his garden today!
by NergBetworks April 21, 2024
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Indian blumpkin

When somebody gives you a blumpkin while simultaneously gripping and twisting your penis, giving you an Indian burn
This girl was giving me an Indian blumpkin it hurt at first but I kinda likeeed itttt.
by MilkyFrogLeg April 22, 2024
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Chocolate Blumpkin

(Noun) When the person giving a Blumpkin licks the unwiped anal cavity of the Blumpkin recipient then continues giving oral sex with the feces on the lips.
“Hey Carl, I heard Jillian gave you a chocolate Blumpkin last night.”
by MissourianMuntGod23 April 27, 2024
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This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
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Super Taco Bell blumpkin

When you and ur shorty slam a Gordita crunch at Taco Bell, and while unloading on the shitter, you yell for her to suck you off. When she gets on her knees, flip a quick 180 and shart all over her.
Yeah man last Friday my girl gave me the super Taco Bell blumpkin ! It was awesome !
by Cheddyblumpy180 May 2, 2024
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spanish blumpkin

two men ejaculating into each others penis' then proceeding to have a sumo wrestling match, all while the spanish national anthem is playing.
me and me boy here performed a spanish blumpkin for the school play
by Farcical May 8, 2024
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burmese blumpkin

When the Blumpkin reciprocate has had a rather large and cheesy meal at their local Taco Bell. Usually ends messy.
Yea man, I just had taco bell the other day so i got a burmese blumpkin from her, Bless her soul.
by OnceAManNowANarwal May 9, 2024
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