breaking bad birthday

Getting a handjob. Just like walt did on his birthday

What did you and the wifey do last night?

She gave me a breaking bad birthday

by Nubs2024 January 23, 2024

birthday lunch

eating ass after they had massive diarrhea.

she got taco bell today so eating a birthday lunch later.

by Yodrizzle frizzle February 4, 2024

half birthday december 5th

you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!

'I have a half birthday december 5th, that means im amazing!'

by ilooooveaxotlsss December 7, 2022

birthday steal

A birthday steal is when you steal something/someone on your birthday. You could say it's your birthday year, and steal whatever the FUCK you wanT!!!!!

Bro: steals your fucking dog
Bro: WTF BRO!!?!?!?
Bro: Bro, don't worry!! That was my birthday steal

by AcornBerry December 26, 2022

golden birthday

the birthday when you turn the same age as your birthdate

It's Amelia's golden birthday! She is turning 30 on January 30th

by itsmeitsmeals January 6, 2023

Birthday Present

When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present

Yo i gave her my famous Birthday Present last night

by Time teller January 9, 2023

Jay's Birthday

The 29th of December is the birthday of a human being that uses Discord. I am putting this on here to see if somebody from our Discord server finds it.

WOW! It's Jay's Birthday!

by Joseph Neutron 23rd November 29, 2023