Birthday

The day I wanna be happy and satisfied with but I never managed it. Also, a day for which I really hope and expect that everyone will be kind to me.
Day when I want to see my friends but it turns out to day, when I realize that I don't have friends

ME: Hey, do you want to come to my birthday celebration IN 3 WEEKS?
EVERYONE: I can't, but I'll remember to congratulate you

*birthday*
They didn't remember congratulating me.

by You said "chocolate"?) May 22, 2022

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My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday

Hey people so this is for my aunt anyway,Hallo Aunt Pammy I love you!!! happy Birthday you are amazing and although you can be annoying you make it up by leaving us alone to calm down.There are many flaws about everybody in this world and there are people with more than other but you are one with a small amount of flaws and even though it may not seem like it I love you more than Eric,Mommy, And Grammy combined!I love you sooooooo much

My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday:Hey! That was only so I can post this!!!

by Tree_Forest November 12, 2018

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Birthday Meatdown

How many times you have to beat the birthday boys meat determining how old they are. For example, Josh turned 24 years old today, so someone could beat his meat 24 times during that day.

Luke: “Yo Javier, did you see Josh turned 24 today?”
Javier: “Shit, imma give him a birthday meatdown”

by Meatdowner October 18, 2022

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