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ninja battle

An intensive battle between 2 or more participants.
in which after being back to back for three seconds each "Ninja" must leap out and spin to face there opponent(s).

"Ninja's" must take there turn clockwise, the first "Ninja" to have his/her turn is the one whom is last to land after leaping.

the first turn can be any footwork or hand movment the "Ninja" wishes but it must be swift and in one direction.

the turn is then passed clockwise to the next "Ninja" and they must make there move.

when targeted or threatend by an oponetnt "Ninja's" move the other ninja can doge, it must be as swift as an attack.

falling over in a battle of "Ninja" is the same as having your hand hit by your opponent, instant dissmisal.

a "Ninja" can crouch or lay flat in order of strateigical placment, but it must be a movment and not out of turn.
The two grand Ninjas JFlux and Jlatham endured a seven hour Ninja battle in order to conclude there disspute on the ussfulness of mystical space typhoon.
by JFlux June 7, 2014
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battle gnome

a short guy in the military

the military version of the bodybuilding term mini pekka
"Yo that guy Johnson may be short but hes a damn battle gnome!"
by S1cknxss November 7, 2023
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Reverse Battle Royale

When a consenting woman accepts the challenge, she acquires a funnel and about 50 dudes. All the dudes squirt in to the funnel. After gestation a DNA test determines the father. Instead of being the last alive, the winner adds another to the population.
Out of the entire football team, our left guard Glenn Thickseed was the winner of the Reverse Battle Royale. Please consider donating to his child support at Gofuckme.com
by JrHoodRat November 29, 2024
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Hamster Battle Royale

A term used in the video game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege to help speed up ones internet load speed.
Guy: Dude your internet is so slow
Guy on team: Hamster Battle Royale
*The guy loads*

Guy: www.newegg.com/ssd
Guy on your team: Hamster battle royale
*The guy loads*
by Ifartoncakes July 29, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Animatic battle

Object show created by GagOfGreen

I recommend watching it
Person 1: did you watch “Animatic battle”?

Person 2: yes, I did
by ControversialPerson June 13, 2024
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battle on!

It's a famous phrase, used in the game AQW (Adventure Quest Worlds) as a war-cry of the players.
Player 1: "Battle on!"
Player 2,3,4 & 5: "Battle on!"
by yungbulu September 30, 2021
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