by Turtles9919 August 06, 2022
Occurs on 17th of June . First one ever was 17/5/2022. Extremely red mullet pilled event that is an ice cream crawl. The destinations are creamos, then bellend stores, then coop, then spar. Occurs in ashburton. Advised to take an iron pill before competing
Ben: oh look, it’s the 17th of June, better take some ice cream pills and be a bitch and forfeit just before finishing
Vincent: I am red mullet pilled and prepared for The frozen mile
Tabad: oh no I have no money boo hoo
Vincent: I am red mullet pilled and prepared for The frozen mile
Tabad: oh no I have no money boo hoo
by Sussybakabaka6969420 June 23, 2022
Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.
I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
by ThiccDiccCatgirl July 26, 2022
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When a woman is getting fucked from behind in an airplane bathroom and has the guy put her head in the toilet and flushes at the exact moment of climate to create a dual sensation.
Tommy was really giving it this chick on a cross country flight and he gave her a Mile High Hurricane o solidify their experience.
by Zman15 September 28, 2019
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 09, 2021