Austin, literally the first guy to love me for me and the last! He always has that dang hoodie on and that hat of his that makes me blush everytime. He either wears some heydudes or cowboy boots. He’s funniest guy I ever met always make me laugh when my stomach is hurting. His smile don’t even get me started that smile of his just makes my day.Wow your oughta meet a good cowboy like Austin. Me and Austin fell in love in the fall now fall is my favorite season! He’s has s mullet with soft brunette hair with brown eyes to finish it all. Remember if a loves you like Austin loves me might as well marry him already ladies!
by Shicaraaaa September 17, 2024
Get the Austinmug. Amazing guy who everybody loves he has lots of friends but can feel lonely at times good looking but girls don’t give him enough credit.
Girl 1: I need a good looking boy who other girls don’t pay attention too
Girl 2: an Austin is perfect for you
Girl 2: an Austin is perfect for you
by My main man yes sir October 30, 2022
Get the Austinmug. by Qadfdsf May 20, 2024
Get the Austin Masseymug. 
Austin is a nerd who wears glasses, he likes to piss on his dog and lick his brothers little dick, he loves it so much he had a three year old cum.
by Yessirjsb September 9, 2019
Get the Austinmug. Zero points in a game of Corn hole. All fours bags miss the board completely allowing your opponent to score 12 points. Highly unlikely.
Person A: You suck brah ! We owe those dudes a buck a point and we just lost by 15.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
by Joe. G October 30, 2007
Get the Phi Austinmug. With the last name Barela-Hill, he is by-far the worst guy to ever try to date someone. This guy uses his "depression" to guilt trip people into having sex with him! I have proof, dont @ me lmao. And who knew, cheating on your bf with "cheshire_effect" by sexting them is now considered talking about politics with a friend, then confessing your feelings to your bfs best friend is considered "trying to do art" no one believes you lmao.
p.s; try using the uwu pokeball and "they say disneyland is the happiest place on earth, well apparently no one has ______ with you" tactics again.
p.s; try using the uwu pokeball and "they say disneyland is the happiest place on earth, well apparently no one has ______ with you" tactics again.
"Austin is such a bitch"
by lilhoe.net November 26, 2019
Get the Austinmug.