texas longborgy

A 2 to one ratio of teachers to students having sex with each other. Is an orgy. Related to Texas Longboard.

Dude we had a sick Texas Longborgy with 4 teachers last night!

by Seamendeamon69 April 7, 2017

Texas Longboard

The act of engaging in intercourse with a teacher

Did you hear about jake?? He was Texas Longboarding with Mrs Jacques !

by Seamendeamon69 April 7, 2017

texas chon

Korean for "texas village", a euphemism for a red light district. The name seems to be from the movie "best little whorehouse in texas"

texas chon odissoyo? (where is the red light district?)

by korean guy October 22, 2009

The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.

HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.

by Chokal October 11, 2019

Texas Strangler

A punishment to which if someone does not stop talking where you run your nuts on their forehead then strangle them with your penis

Andrew preformed the Texas strangler on rowen

by Nuke_Vex December 17, 2019

Texas Special

The act of branding a male member, and then having intercourse with a person over 350 pounds.

I gave Helga the texas special last night; Ouch.

by McBurgertownking. December 27, 2010

texas penitentiary

Two Texans sneak into a jail and have butt naked sex in the prison yard; but don’t get caught

The just did the Texas penitentiary but they got caught and sent to jail

by SlimySmoothandSloppy March 28, 2019