texas sandstorm

Farting into a fan as you aim it towards family or friends.
Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart
by jdizzell March 21, 2014
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Brock Texas

The “Rich” school that is 3A in Texas. A place where wannabe models and pro football players go with their permed hair.
Believe it or not, There’s good to it though, some girls are hella pretty and guys are hot asf. But ofc they r sluts and man hoes. We love brock. Even though they cant win a state championship in football.
“Omg you live in brock texas? So you’re rich and spoiled?”
“What! No!?” (Yes i am)
by Vibingandtellingthetruth February 27, 2023
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Dublin, Texas

Dublin, Texas is a small good for nothing town in Texas. You are either a dairy farmer, teacher or banker and everyone in your family will also become one of the three mentioned. In between the last High School football game of the season and the first High School football game of the next season all people do is sit in their rooms and stair out the window to see if anyone happens to be outside tossing a football so they will have something to do. IF anyone happens to be tossing a football around it will be covered by the local paper and everyone will be in the coffee shops talking about for weeks.
Did you hear about the kids tossing the football around in Dublin, Texas?
by Shamrock the Lion May 31, 2018
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texas cannon

When a guy sticks his own testicle up his anus and farts it out like a pop gun.
Russell got drunk at the party and fired his Texas cannon into a crowd.
by Milkman bandit April 08, 2019
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Texas Dumpling

The act of taking the penis and balls into your mouth at the same time during sexual foreplay.
I came home from a hard days work and had to get that Texas Dumpling from my girlfriend.
by K40tix August 10, 2020
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The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.
by Chokal October 12, 2019
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The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.
by Chokal October 12, 2019
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