wrist adventure

A euphemism for male masturbation, often preceeded by the word 'Gentleman's' for a little more comedy effect.

Having been given the promotion, Dave thought he would slope off home for a celebratory Gentleman's wrist adventure!

by Crash Raindog January 21, 2004

willyum adventure

event(s) that induce the question 'did that really happen last night'

Q: "Dude, did that really happen last night?"

A: "Yeah man, total willyum adventure."

by 0415 May 8, 2010

Appeasement Advertising

When a company, in the midst of a scandal, public backlash, massive recall, etc., tries to cover mistakes by paying actors to pose as normal people and lie in a desperate effort to approve their image.

Tom: Dude, I'm not eating at Taco Bell anymore. Their meat's nasty.
Eric: But I just saw a commercial where their meat's 100% natural.
Tom: That's appeasement advertising. Don't buy into it!

by KoopaKid17 March 20, 2011

ffa advisor

A person who dedicates his or her life to making a difference in students lives. An FFA advisor is someone who goes above and beyond for their students.

My FFA advisor taught me how to be the best person I can be.

by _bubbles__ May 14, 2015

militaristic adventurism

(Donald Trump's description of Hilary Clinton's failed foreign policy):

When you so incompetently conduct US foreign policy that you actually want to see how far worse things will get for your country before you will have no other choice than use sword over pen

Militaristic adventurism is not a good US foreign policy strategy

by Sexydimma September 9, 2016

Raman Advani

Raman is a goat who blesses up his community. He is a big hype beast and you will never see him pulling up in a shitty fit. He is great at hockey and will dice your favorite NHL star. If you ever want biddes at your crib Raman will post your Addy on his main snapchat story don't worry.

Raman Advani is pulling up I cant wait.

by slimeballlllllllllll9999 September 22, 2021

Bastard's Advocate

A "game" somewhat similar to "Devil's Advocate." Unlike Devil's Advocate, Bastard's Advocate relies on a person being a complete dick and/or asshole to someone else, relentlessly giving them shit. The ultimate reward here is to get the poor bastard to cry because he is a cunt rag.

You're gay. You're an idiot. I hate you. Faggot. Haha isn't Bastard's Advocate fun?!

by Eternal Critic August 1, 2012