Asia

China - The first ever communist country to have a rising economy.
Indonesia - Swords and Islam.
Japan - Weeaboo's favourite country. People are fucking sick and tired of those fuckers coming there.
Philippines - People who rants on how they are Asian not Pacific Islander.
Vietnam - Communist people who thinks anyone that is white is automatically American (I'm British god fucking damnit).
Thailand - Good foods, has a monarch, but people live in poverty.
South Korea - Weeaboo's 2nd favourite country. Also tired of fuckers coming there wishing they were Asian (Japs are sick of them too!)
Myanmar - A place most Westerners have no clue existed.
Malaysia - If you think being a negro in the Confederate state is bad, think again.
North Korea - A weeaboo's 3rd favourite country because it has 'korea' in it. People are treated less than dirt there.
Taiwan - The spirit of Asian capitalism. Weeaboos don't like to go there because it's not Japan or Korea.
Cambodia - Hate the Viets
Hong Kong - Weeaboos don't want to go there because it's not Japan or Korea yet HK is one of the few reasons Asia is worth visiting.
Laos - Communist country nobody gives a shit about.
Singapore - Very honorably European in some aspects, beautiful. Weeaboos don't know where to find it nor do they want to visit it because it's not Japan or Korea.
Mongolia - Hates China
East Timor - According to some book, it's the poorest country.
Macau - Speaks Portuguese.
Brunei - Low population

Weeaboo: Asia is the greatest continent on Earth!
Me: Really? Where are you going to this summer vacation?
Weeaboo: Japan or Korea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: FUCK YOU! I'm going to Singapore for vacation, even if it's extremely warm, it's fucking beautiful!
Weeaboo: Where's Singapore?
Me: In Asia you fucker!

by Emnesity January 10, 2010

asian whiplash

Asian Whiplash is a self-inflicted injury that usually affects those with yellow fever. When the affected individual sees someone of Asian decent, they quickly turn their, or turn their head to far in one direction, to look at the person, causing an unpleasant pain in the neck. The pain in the neck is usually cancelled out by the pleasure on the eyes at the sight of an Asian, however, so they never learn and the injury rarely gets a chance to heal.

Person A (Plagued by Yellow Fever) is walking down the street and they see an Asian. Not wanting to be TOO obvious and stop walking, they turn their head as they continue on, causing Asian Whiplash. Persons accompanying Person A are likely heard to say "Don't break your neck!"

by Jonelle June 29, 2005

are you as turned on as i is?

What Kevin Federline said to Britney Spears as they saw two cows, uh... being naughty.

"More," Britney replied.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005

Asiah

At first you think she has to be either of African or Asian decent, then come to find out she is a very Irish looking gal, who is extremely funny and mean all at the same time, very non judgmental (if she is your friend) very pretty and one of the best friends you could have!, One bad thing about her is, she has never seen Purple rain

claire: asiah your getting all the request today!
asiah: bitter is not a pretty color on you

by Boxxed February 3, 2010

asian man records

only the best record label ever. theyve put out cds by the likes of five iron frenzy, less than jake and the toasters. most of there bands are ska, but there is rock, punk, reggae and rocksteady. Mike Park is the owner. they are for bands and organizations that support peace and equality.

type in the url "asian man records", delete the spaces and add the a period, a "C" a "O" and a "M" to find out more

by johnlovesska September 25, 2005

asian burn

a red glowing burning of the face caused by intoxication (not necessarily on an asian person)

After 23 shots Jeffrey showed a fierce asian burn.

by Alexa McDonnell July 18, 2007

Asian fever

When one has extreme attraction towards Asians of the opposite sex

I’ve got a major case of asian fever

by Holymacaroniwhatthefuck April 5, 2018