you are sofa king we todd did

translates to "you are so fucking retarded" when you say it out loud. good for online games where it gets bleeped out

bob: hey, man, you are sofa king we todd did

julius: no faucking way!

by Bob-b July 25, 2006

no you are

Stupid couple talk that everyone but the couple ABSOLUTELY HATES.. the couple see it as normal and the haters would do it without realising it.

Guy: You're the sweetest.
Girl: No you're the sweetest.
Guy: No you are.
Girl: No you are.

etc..

by missing November 24, 2003

why are you giving me a handjob?

A means of expressing confusion or contempt.

Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.

Fritz: Dude, I boned your mom last night. Ah yea.
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?

by Beefy McNasty January 8, 2008

These pretzels are making me thirsty

A seinfeld reference. Can be commonly used when you are angry, or also when someone is complaining about something trivial.

Person A -"I dont like my car because it only has two cupholders"

Person B - "These pretzels are making me thirsty"

by Kellenjoseph September 10, 2009

People Are Crazy

The best country song ever created. Released in 2009 by Billy Currington. The chorus is very true..."God is great, Beer is good, and People are Crazy".

God is Great, Beer is Good, and People are Crazy.

by JKoleelin July 7, 2009

Fun things are fun.

A sentence spoken by the character Yui Hirasawa, from the anime K-On.

Used to show sarcastic contempt for a redundant thing a person has just said.

Person 1: "Hold on, let me go use the ATM Machine."
Person 2: "Yeah, fun things are fun..."

by Mistertuxedo January 25, 2010

YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL

You've been sent to Brazil

"HEY YOU OVER THERE." "What?" "YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL" "AAAAAAAAAAA"

by ErrorGames October 22, 2020