Alaskan powerwash

Like snow on a monument being washed off. When she gleefully accepts your manly decorations on her face. And now you need to clean her up before her dad sees , you proceed to hose her off with the contents of your bladder

She smiled in joy to receive his load on her willing face, he preceded to give her the Alaskan powerwash.

by Dangleebals October 10, 2023

Alaskan Leaf Blower

The Alaskan Leaf blower is when you stick the opposite end of a disposable vape into your butt and fart, causing smoke to come out the mouthpiece end.

"Dude Trey hit the Alaskan Leaf Blower last night at the party!"
"Really? What a mad man!"

by DaddyCool23 October 10, 2023

Alaskan Pocket Pussy

Purchasing a Dairy Queen blizzard and using it as a pocket pussy. Works best when wedged in between couch cushions or a mattress.

Damn Conor, that’s 5 weekends in a row without bringing a bitch back.

“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”

by TheBigB69 November 14, 2023

Alaskan Pizza Popper

When a human defecated inside a pizza pocket and/or pizza pops and freezes it for dinner.

"Hey babe, could you give me a Alaskan Pizza Popper?" -Woman
"Coming right out" -Male

by thegreatdaws November 16, 2023

Alaskan Dicker-Slosh

This term is used when woman eats a mans testical while giving birth to a newborn baby.

Ooh, ALaskan Dicker-Slosh!

by JJSLIDA-JOYCONBOYZ November 29, 2023

Alaskan Boil

To freeze something

-How are you going to store the food?

-I'll throw it in the freezer, give it the good ol Alaskan Boil

by Lou Sassol December 6, 2022

Alaskan Water dragon

The Alaskan Water dragon is a sexual act that is primarily done on a women. The female fills your mouth up with water, while she’s giving you head. You jam your cock deep in your partners mouth as you finish and see the water and cum come out her nose.

Chloe wanted to try something new so we performed the Alaskan water dragon

by Thunder cock14 December 13, 2022