A location where Lauren Boebert's husband (Jayson Boebert) has put his penis on display for the general public. Typically a bowling ally.
"Do you want to go to the drag bar this weekend."
"Sure, but we will need to find a sitter because we can't take the kids. It's just not safe."
"Sure, but we will need to find a sitter because we can't take the kids. It's just not safe."
by xxxyy August 10, 2022
Get the Drag Barmug. A story one tells to impress people, make friends, and/or attract potential partners in a social setting, often at a bar. Typically based on true lived experiences but exaggerated for dramatic effect.
-This one time I showed two Americans around São Paulo and they wound up in Cracolândia. They almost died!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
by IacobAlmançor May 21, 2018
Get the Bar storymug. It's like Bar Coke.
Low quality, you don't know just what you putting up there, but it gets the job done.
Low quality, you don't know just what you putting up there, but it gets the job done.
Have been laid all week... just might have to shovel my fat ass into some Spanx to head out for some whiskey and Bar Dick.
by Incorrigible_66 November 16, 2021
Get the Bar Dickmug. by Capt. Daniel April 22, 2022
Get the wifi barsmug. “Yo devin you wanna come hit this keef bar?”
“Nah man, last time you packed it I couldn’t feel my hands.”
“Nah man, last time you packed it I couldn’t feel my hands.”
by JerseyPoundCake January 10, 2021
Get the Keef Barmug. by Twonka bar February 13, 2021
Get the Twonka barmug. When you hang your arse off the edge of a balcony and punch out a bar of shit onto the street below.
Sam heard a thud as a bowelcony bar left a mound of brown waste paste in front of him. A minute later and he'd be wearing a scat hat.
by Zonal K August 25, 2019
Get the Bowelcony barmug.