twin fishing

when a person hooks up with a twin in hopes to get the other one, either as a threesome or on their own.

"Bro, no question Tea was playing the field with both Yugi and Atem "
"Ur so right dang she was twin fishing. "

by 0ceurs May 25, 2024

Twin Hub

A night spent alone with only pornhub and foodhub for company.

Oh man! That was the best Twin Hub night in ever. An extra large munchie box and 3 hours of dwarf porn.

by hulk hogans lovechild October 4, 2020

Non-Twin Twin

When you're the older brother to a sister three years your junior and, due to development timeline differences, you end up resembling twins your entire life. Oftentimes this phenomenon results in common themes present in actual real life twins. Twin telepathy, for example, is one of these anomalies and is described as one twin being able to access the thoughts and feelings of the other twin without any signs or prompting.

Her: hey Tom, what's that movie where -
Him: The Princess Bride, for the 7th time ?!?!?!
Her: thanks! Was stuck in my head...

Her: hey! do you want to ligh-
Him: Light up? I have a J prepped waiting for you to ask
Her: word! I've been hustling my ass all day and
Him: And you ran out two days ago... yeah, I know. I gotchu sissy
Her: Preciate' it Non-Twin Twin

by TDiesel December 16, 2019

Twin-headed dragon

Also known as the hydra or the double-headed dragon, this involves pooping your guts out and puking your guts out simultaneously. I.e., the fire coming out of two sides at once 😥

Bro: Dude I just got food poisoning and last night I experienced a twin-headed dragon
Bro 2: I hope you had a garbage can... Or a good shower and a change of clothes....

by Jawn stawkton September 13, 2020

The Twin CP

A variant of the phrase "Cunt Punt". The Twin CP is the abbreviation of a strictly class move known as "The Twin Cunt Punt", which is when a business professional dominates two fellow employees who are higher than him/her on the corporate ladder. This elevated position on the corporate ladder makes senior employees prime candidates for a good "Cunt Punting".

Michael performed The Twin CP on Kelly and Eric by metaphorically taking a dump on their work.

by Basblstr27 April 1, 2011

Stick twins

Penis and testicles vagina penetration

She was so relaxed last night I gave her the stick twins and she was loving it

by Muffdiver41 August 4, 2018

Twin lakes academy middle school

Worst school ever everyone there is gay and fake periodt

Hey did u hear of twin lakes u mean twin fake twin lakes is so fake so it now twin fake twin lakes academy middle school

by Ceocool January 6, 2019