skeet-police

A friend that comes to your place unannounced and screws your chances to bust a nut on a chick.

You come around when one of your chode friends are fuckin a chick. You screw up the mood and end all the sex before your little chode buddy can bust a nut all over his girl. Therefore, you're now considered, "the skeet-police."

by your little spermite January 21, 2010

mongolian skeet shooter

penis

no problem the good old mongolian skeet shooter cant solve!

by whough March 10, 2022

skeet catcher

slang for a womans genitalia

her skeet catcher was wetter then a slip n slide

by Stevo Paff July 14, 2008

Skeet

Slang short for the word mosquito.

Chad: Babe hand me the bug spray
Betty: Sure. How is it out there?
Chad: Its nuts. The Skeets are out full force !

Tate: Bug bite? Did you get it?
Sara: Yep. Smashed that skeet. No escape.

by tjamnz May 19, 2024

no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 7, 2011

skeet

skeet is to cum and ejaculate

johnny you skeeted on yours sisters face

by damon cunt March 13, 2019

Skeeted

Dried up cum

Bro he skeeted

by Jackie Burnstoff April 15, 2022