Timming

The unintentional act of stealing ones girlfriend

Tim! Are you timming again?!

Man, he is timming another new prospect.

by Unintentionallyevil November 16, 2017

Pulling a Tim

When a grown man shows up to a mostly kid-themed event.

Mike: Hey what’s Jimmy doing at the roller skating rink at Fourth Grade Night, licking his cotton candy?
Joe: Oh Jimmy’s just Pulling a Tim again. What a creep...

by CitizensAgainstTim April 20, 2018

tim stubinski

Tim Stubinski (Also known as Dave the Dad) is a father of a ferocious cornstarch.

Tim Stubinski had a daughter. He was Dave The Dad

by BatOfApplesauce May 6, 2018

Tim Tam

When partaking in unprotected Anal sex, the misadventure of large amounts of fecal matter entering the Urethra of the penetrating penis.

"Yo I was hitting this bitch raw in the ass last night and she gave me a Tim Tam."

by Nonfunctional May 10, 2018

Tim

A sexy guy with a sharp jawline, has a six pack, and has a HUGE dick. Bigger than most, he is italian, slim, but good looking.

he is fast and agile! you'd be surprised to see how fast he is! if you ever see someone with Tom you should be thinking about what you did wrong to not be friends with him

Girl #1 "Tim is so hot."
Tim: "Hey girl"
Girl #2 "OMG HEYYYY"

by Tim Lover February 2, 2018

tim dixon

Like a boss

I need to fix this like Tim Dixon

by Djangus Rhinestone May 5, 2018

Tim

He's the most beautiful person you could ever ask for, inside and out. He never fails to make you laugh and is always there for you. You are so glad to know him, because nobody could ever replace him. Tim is always caring, so probably the most amazing father and husband. You should never let go of this smart, beautiful, kind, and good af looking Tim. But even these words can't describe someone like Tim.

'Hey do you know this boy?'
'No, who is he?'
'Somebody you would be glad to know, he's Tim'

by HisChihuahua December 29, 2016