Matt Wellesley

a guitar wielding God, who is obsessed with his retarded girlfriend, Mandie.
(also see, "Mandie")

guy 1: "I wish I could learn guitar so I could play like Matt Wellesley!"

guy 2: "yeah. he's great! Mandie is one lucky girl!"

by warped moustache August 24, 2011

Noah Matt

Assistant manager of Cub Foods and former child star of TV show "Warriors in the Hall."

This has been Noah Matt, signing off.

by BMG January 15, 2003

Matt Moore

Vinny V 2.0 - Played in Japan- Makes fan bases suffer

Latest victim: Philadelphia Phillies

Matt Moore just let up 5 runs with two outs. Pain

by Phillies fan April 17, 2021

Matt Mode

The highest level achievable by Matts, if encountered do not enrage or will engage in violence.

Matt Mode broke a hockey stick on Tommy's back.

by TennisPlayer69 May 26, 2021

A Matt Joke

A joke that’s not funny.

Did u hear that female comedians joke, yeah it was a matt joke.

by armanitaumalolo May 15, 2020

matt peq

a total alpha, jacked out of his mind, only eats meat, slams hard alc, bang so much pussy, awesome personality to guys total douche to chicks.

guy number 1 "damn bro whos that guy who is repping 250 and who could totally bang my girl?"
guy number 2 "oh shit i think thats matt peq"
matt peq "yo whats good pussys just repped 250 on the bench while chugging vodka and getting dome from yo shorty

by Pee cock August 29, 2020

Matt Shirley

This person is very confusing, he may have a girlfriend but he likes to groap and squeeze males asses . He has a very big nose and looks like a jew again approach with care.

That person is a Matt Shirley
"OMG IT IS A MATT SHIRLEY"

by Captain Long Fingers April 22, 2017