Jasonness

The use of irrational thought to one emotionally break a person while making a harming joke

Your mother was Jasonness

by Hdusoehlahsner March 23, 2023

Jason's cake

thickest and most scrumptious cake you will ever see.

Adam: WOW, look at Jason's cake. I want to eat it all
Ben: you do you Adam. It does look very good tho.
Adam: I will eat it all

by Nfarrg December 5, 2017

Jason

A MAGA supporter and racist individual. He’s not good looking or a good person. He rejects his child and then builds a life with a new person and children. Jason is the lowest common denominator. He is shallow with no reason to be, materialistic, hypocritical, a lepton.

Lily: Did you see Jason
Kendra: Yes, I wish I hadn’t. He was spewing racist garbage and boasting about nothing.

by DefPoetic May 21, 2022

Jason Bourne

A Vicodin pill laced with Fentanyl and Oxycodone. Usually purchased by crackheads in Massachusetts.

Bro, I got so fucked up off 12 Jason Bournes last night, I accidentally left my shoes in the microwave.

by MisterToastyBuns November 3, 2023

jason farted

Ew ew ew jason farted, so stinky

Jason is really gassy and his farts are sexy

Jason farted.

by Farting and pooping October 22, 2023

Jason

A big nigga that you do not mess with

Don’t mess with Jason, he is a big nigga

by Pen620 October 29, 2018

Jason

A short sexy young man that enjoys giving (and receiving head) from big black men

"He gives head just like a Jason!"

by The Niggar April 12, 2023