jew van

A jewish guy who has many children and thus has a van. As he goes out to cheap dinners he fills his van full of his children. HEnce the name JEW VAN.

ISHMAL: come here my 15 children we are heading to the jew van

by KKK March 29, 2005

myspace jew

Someone who chooses to review their comments before they can be posted to their myspace page.

I sent Danielle a Myspace comment telling her that I was gonna give her a Dirty Sanchez tonight, but it never got posted because she's a myspace jew.

by spfcx April 27, 2006

Jew nose

implys you have a masive nose

wow dat person has a jew nose

arrrrr it just poked me in the eye

by Tently mandem May 16, 2007

Jew Nita

The act of dropping money in an area where people can pick up the money.

John, want to jew nita over there? We can laugh at those people if they pick up our coins.

by easdafsg July 22, 2010

Pretenda-Jew

A non-Jew who pretends to be Jewish. Most of the time to fit into certin social circles.

Gary acts Jewish, he was at Shabbat dinner, but he's really a Pretenda-Jew!

by Tom February 3, 2008

Jigguh Jew

A combination of a:
"Nigger" and a "jew"

Thus making a Jigguh jew.

Used for slang, as a jewish person of african decent.

Woah, look at that Jigguh Jew going to that church!

by CallMeJigguh May 30, 2009

counter jew

Pronunciation: \ˈkau̇n-tər-jü\
Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): counter jued; counter jew·ing
Etymology: Middle English jewen, jiuen
Date: 21th century
transitive verb

1. obsolete : to make petition to or for in a semitic fashion

2. a : the act of an antisemite responding in a semitic manor to counter act prexisiting jewish behavior

— ju·er noun

Antonym(s) : jewing, scamming, cheating

Due to the fact that my fellow office employees were attempting to turn a profit off of the donuts they brought in each morning. I counter jew·ed by stealing three donuts and not leaving a fucking cent.

by system override April 17, 2010