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Jake & John

The act of two men fucking each other in the ass simultaneously. Named after a mythical occurrence in which a "Street Pimp" aka the "John" puts his disco stick in the "Ginger Jamaican" aka "Jakes" poop-chute in which at the same time the inverse also happens.
Did you see those two doing "The Jake & John" at the party last night?
by The Real Duke March 23, 2016
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Jake Paul

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Jake Paul

Person 1: Hey look its jake paul

Person 2: he's shit
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jake the snake

the phrase 'jake the snake' refers to a game, which tests one's ability to jump over a rope, the 'snake,' who happens to be named jake.
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a cancerous American youtuber who spreads cancer to his fellow 8 year old fans which have to go to Australia to get the cure. If someone says that you are Jake Paul then you should be insulted. By the way after this pandemic he gonna get knocked out by Babatunde
Oh my god you have more cancer than Jake Paul
by JJ has no dick May 3, 2020
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Jake Paul

A cringey “vlogger” who burnt his mattress in a pool and almost lit his neighbor’s house on fire. His target audience is teenagers, but only 11 year olds watch his content. He’s still better than Logan, his brother, though, because Jake didn’t record a dead body. The irony here is that I, the person writing this definition, am named Jake, yet I dispise Jake Paul. You are never safe from his fan base, as wherever you go, one of his followers will be right behind you, and you can’t give him any criticism because his fans will make you want to stop living.
Person: oh hey, do you watch Jake Paul?

Me: no.

Person: well-

Me: no.
by Cheesepuff111 May 22, 2018
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Jake Paul

Someone who is overly egotistical and records everything in his life
Person: I slept so well last night.
Jake Paul: I know I did because I vlogged it.
Person: You’re such a jake Paul
by LiamAdams December 27, 2018
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