National suck a dick day

National suck a dick day falls on June 25th.
On this day anyone can suck your dick and you can suck anyone’s dicks. No questions asked.

Note: sucking a dick on national suck a dick day does not make you gay.

Person 1: hi, can I suck your dick?
Person 2: ew no go away.
Person 1: it’s national suck a dick day, it’s illegal to deny my request

Person 2: oh okay.

by This is Patrick June 25, 2019

National Give Dylan A Hug Day

give any person named dylan a hug on April 12

On April 12, it’s national give dylan a hug day. You have to give anyone of the name dylan a hug

by myfriendmademedothis April 11, 2019

National slap a tommy day

If u know a tommy slap themm

It’s National slap a tommy day slap themm

by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019

National punch a 06 day

Allir 06 eru faggar þannig að við þurftum að lemja þá National punch a 06 day is heald every year on the 10th of October

O shit it's it is the 10th of October it means it's the national punch a 06 day let's punch them

by Negraborgari October 9, 2019

October 18 - Fuck a bestfriend day

Fuck your bestfriend for free. Bois lets go fuck your bestfriends.

Guy: Wanna fuck?
Girl: But i'm you bestfriend that's weird.
Guy: But it's October 18 - Fuck a bestfriend day.

by 12whotfisyou October 17, 2019

international steal a sign day

5 January, the day to steal a sign. It's a great way to start off the new year.

- yo! what are we doing today
- you're kidding me, right? it's the 5th of January,

- Yeah, what about it?

- its international steal a sign day. We're bout to steal some signs man.

by Pab The Builder November 24, 2019

Give your pet a hug day

National hug your pet day will be on Christmas like it or not

I wanna give my pet a hug on give your pet a hug day

by Lalaloopsy fan 25 December 3, 2019