mazda 2

The Mazda 2 may be small and simple but she is an all mighty machine! Ripping around in a manuel of one these will have you to your destination faster than any polo or golf could get you! These beasts possess the most reliable qualities, having parts the cost of an HSP and only needing to be filled up once in a blue moon. This godlike car is for attractive legends that make good financial decisions.

Friend: I cant believe how much money I spend to maintain my extra af car!

Mate of Friend: You should have just bought one of these mighty Mazda 2's!

by MightyAussie February 13, 2019

May 2

National fuck your gf/bf day!

chad: hey jessica its may 2 ;)

jessica: what does that mean?

chad: its national fuck your gf day.

by xxsuckmydickxx April 30, 2022

Bound 2

The best Kanye West song ever.
This song indicates that two people are in love.
Kanye for president. One of the best song writers ever.

"Look, its ***** and ******, they are hanging out!!"
"🎶bound 2 falling in loveeee🎶"

by Gracie Smithersonsiosia November 23, 2022

October 2

National fat ass appreciation day

Hey your ass looks nice

Thank you but why did you say that
It’s October 2

by Dukka73 October 2, 2022

TexAgs +2

An amateur golfer with USGA Ghin Index of legit +2 who never cheats, can drive the ball equal to or longer than long PGA tour pros, occasionally beats top professional golfers in a match, holds multiple course records at world famous golf courses, tournament tested, around age of 30 and with nerves of steel.

I'm a decent golfer with a handicap +2 but by no means as good as a TexAgs +2.

by U da Man! May 26, 2022

February 2

The day where ur best friend is born. If yk anyone that was born today they are ur best friend and the best person yk. People born on this day are cool, smart, talkative around their friends but why around others, outgoing, funny, and really attractive.

My best friend was born on February 2, no wonder!

by Dazycrayday December 10, 2021

Bipolar 2

Bipolar that exhibits severe depression, however different from Bipolar 1. Bipolar 1 features mania, where you feel extremely happy and elated and feel untouchable, however Bipolar 2 features hypomania, a slightly numbed version of mania, however, it still is a nuisance. If you have bipolar as I do, you are not invalidated or bad, you are just a part of a select group of people. You are not your psychiatric illness, and if we stay the course and stay motivated, you'll get through this.

Guy 1: "Bipolar 2 has ruined my life, I don't know what to do anymore."
Guy 2: "Dude!!!!!! It's going to be ok! Bipolar is simply just a challenge that you must overcome, every gift comes with a curse and every curse comes with a gift. Just know it doesn't make you 'crazy', even people with schizophrenia aren't crazy. They just have challenges they deal with, similar to you. You will get through this, and I love you."

by green socks December 23, 2021