Hiro Syndrome

When a totally awesome male character in a book or show starts acting very asshole-ish because of a girl or woman.

"You're just being a jerk because of that stupid Haruhi."
"What, do I look like I have Hiro Syndrome?"

by QUACK*QUACK November 18, 2009

Dinosaur Syndrome

Dinosaur Syndrome is what people have when they persist to keep saying Rawr

She Has Dinosaur Syndrome Because She Wont Stop Saying Rawr

by Chris Smurf June 16, 2010

onion syndrome

Someone who Cry's simply for attention, or to distract negative attention from oneselve.

You can stop the onion syndrome love, I saw you take the purse, no point pretending to cry it isn't going to work, on your knees or I'm ringing the police

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

Downie Syndrome

n. A derogatory nickname for NHL player Steve Downie, who's play often makes one think he has extra chromosomes gumming up the decision making center of his brain.

n. A syndrome in which a hockey player does something stupid, similar to what Steve Downie probably would have done.

1. Downie Syndrome just took another pointless penalty and put us on a four minute penalty kill.

2. Did Tim Thomas just slash someone after the whistle? Is he suffering from Downie Syndrome?

by Steve Downie's Mother May 10, 2011

Hoodrat Syndrome

Commonly refereed to as "HRS" which is a condition of stupidity where the people affected commit bad actions, such as talking trash, destroying the English language, wearing their pants below their knee caps, all in a matter to bring their ghetto to a different location.

This is primarily seen on college campuses where said affected people try to bring their bad culture and force others to deal with it due to their parents inability to be mature and teach them respect.

Currently, the only known treatment for HRS is an ass beating.

Person A: Hey do you see that idiot over there playing his music too loud and thinking his a rapper?

Person B: Just ignore him he has Hoodrat Syndrome.

by jokertaco August 25, 2011

Hornak syndrome

Hornak syndrome is a clinical syndrome caused by an elevated ego. This disease affects both the reproductive system and the nervous system. Scientist argue that the Hornak syndrome may be a form of dementia. This incurable, degenerative, and terminal disease was first found in Germany. Currently there are experiments to control this disease, but the most efficient way is to leave the patient in quarantine because being around other people may increase the risk of the disease.

Symptoms:

The following list are the most common symptoms.

* Elevated ego
* The need to repeat yourself to feel important
* Excessive diarrhea

doctor: you have the Hornak syndrome
patient: really doctor! but I am awesome
doctor: well that is one of the symptoms, this is a serious disease
patient: oh no! did i ever tell you that I am awesome
doctor: you have, this repetitiveness is part of your disease, i am afraid to tell you that you are going to live for 2 months
patient: oh no, but i am too awesome to die..

by adelmontes69 November 17, 2009

Teen Syndrome

when one is to lazy to preform a task that is not even really considered work, such as getting up and changing the tv channel manually.

"oh man, Seinfeld is on"
"i don't wanna get up you?"
*lifts arm and moans*
"my friend, im afraid our teen syndrome has kicked in"

by Jazz Hammerhands March 11, 2009