used to describe something that only these mortal words can convey, something that comes from the literal heavens, something that mortal men crave for, something that could cause total warfare around the world just for it.
by mistercoolguythesauve6900 December 4, 2023

i have epic cock and balls
by Kumtukey fly chimken September 15, 2021

by Sanasaaaaa May 1, 2010

by PogChampIsVeryPog February 18, 2021

Now the most over-used word in the English language. An adjective once reserved to describe a truly memorable event--such as a Lunar Landing--the word is now used to describe EVERYTHING: bowel movements, loaves of cranberry bread, half-assed performances on America's Got Talent, lame jokes, shitty outfits, and utterly immemorable moments such as that night you got drunk, slipped in piss, and barely avoided falling into the urinal. (Whereas HAD you fallen headfirst into the toilet... it would have actually BEEN epic, you moron.)
Dude, you shoulda seen the shit I took this morning--it was epic!
Hey, Mike, try one of these cheese-sticks--they're epic!
Bro, the blowjob I got last night was EPIC! (Fails to mention it was the only blowjob he's ever had, so how the fuck would he know?)
Hey, Mike, try one of these cheese-sticks--they're epic!
Bro, the blowjob I got last night was EPIC! (Fails to mention it was the only blowjob he's ever had, so how the fuck would he know?)
by Jimmy C! December 17, 2024

When the most epicest stuff happens!!!!
ex: someone's loved one passing away, orange peel inflation price, cube getting caressed and having a cock rubbed on it
ex: someone's loved one passing away, orange peel inflation price, cube getting caressed and having a cock rubbed on it
by OrnagePeelMyNameJeffer August 22, 2019

by Goobling March 8, 2019
