Food porn at its finest on YouTube. An orgy of bacon strips, Jack Daniels, meat and hot bitches eating it is common.
I got a boner from watching that chick eat that meat log on Epic Meal Time!
by BaconstripsBaconstrips December 28, 2011
Bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips.....
and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips......epic meal time.
by mellz0rthekilljoy May 15, 2011
A combination of the worlds finest foods (bacon,chocolate,burgers,cheese,and bacon slices) with the worlds finest booze (Jack Daniels) and the endless creations those can bring in one amazing video which will never cease to amaze and tantalize you're taste buds. Bringing never ending bacon slices and shot after shot of JD's to you're hater dreams.
Harley:Here in Epic Meal Time we're bringing you more Bacon slices and Jack Daniels. Enough to change the game. Whatchu know about breakfast haterz?
by Loganepicmealfan May 25, 2011
When a person tries and fails, or just fails, repeatedly in a series of events.
Bro: "Dylan failed his driving test 7 times."
Mandy: "Whoa.. Epic fail times."
Bro: "So true."

or

Joe: "Did you hear about Brad and what happened when was canoeing?"
Rebecca: "Nope. What happened?"
Joe: "He got the canoe stuck on a rock, and when he was trying to unstick the canoe, he tipped it and failed at getting back in it."
Rebecca: "Talk about epic fail times!"
Joe: "Ikr!"
by Dodomypurplebunny July 30, 2011
that moment when you're dad finally agrees to help john wick who's in tilted towers or you get vbucks.
Dad: I'll have to sell the house but then you'll get your vbucks, we'll have to live in a very small apartment.
You: EPIC GAMER TIME!!
by Yeetius Prime November 25, 2018
A bunch of alcoholic fucktards from the interwebz eating deathly amounts of bacon and burgers mixed together in one big pile of shit.
Johnny: Hey, have you seen the new Epic Meal Time?
Fuckface: Yes I have Johnny.
by BigWillyMan69 September 6, 2011