Alabama hot pocket

a move where one spreads open the vagina and the other shits in the open vagina.

Guy:" Ayo bro me and my girl did a Alabama hot pocket las night"
Guy2: "Damn fr dogg?"

by heheheheehehehehehhehDICK_HEAD May 13, 2024

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Red Hot Congressional Strzok Fest

One of the many, many, many embarrassing moments for the U.S. congress, back in 2018.

Great entertainment though, when you watch the late night host Stephen Colbert cover it.

You can google „siYIEmHOvDU“ and you’ll find that video, or you can also just google the definition of this word

- Did you hear about the Red Hot Congressional Strzok Fest 2018?
- You didn’t?
- Now you did.

by UrbanCruzer May 21, 2024

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Hot Reezies

A verb used to describe insufflation of vaporized methamphetamine, usually by getting a long borosilicate glass tube red hot on one end, which the user then places on a pile of meth, instantly vaporizing the substance and allowing for the insufflation of this vapor through the cool end of the glass tube. A broken glass oil burner is often recycled for this purpose.

Cabinet: Mr. President, you have a speech to deliver in about 20 minutes.
Joe Biden: Okay. Let me do some hot reezies and burn a few ants with a magnifying glass before I jerk off.

Cabinet: excellent plan, sir. It is an honor to watch you hot reezie and jerk off.

by Gargantuan Scrotum May 22, 2024

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