Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya
by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022
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Efuckinscuse me

Excuse me with a magical fucking twist.
Person 1: Your total is $200.

Person 2: Efuckinscuse me?
by Catwoman357 January 20, 2022
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fuck me with the wig on

Demanding to get fucked by someone or something wearing a wig.
There was a point in my life I didn’t think I could cum without atleast a finger in my ass, but when you fuck me with the wig on I can’t help it.
by Meowthatsthecatspajamas December 08, 2018
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Ass me

Go Ralph!Ass me!
by EvilUnfaith January 13, 2019
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Quote to say to starscream (only if youre megatron)
STARCREAM! MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
by thatOneHornyDUDEinTheTeather November 02, 2023
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MOM BRING ME WATER

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.
You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH
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Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.
"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"
by Joe_Schmuck September 09, 2018
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