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wrap your shit

wear a condom, mainly used when refering to sex with chicks of questionable cleanliness.
wrapping your shit twice or threee times would indicate that the chick almost certainly has an std.
guy 1: "I'm going out with that chick from down the street tonight"
guy 2: "be sure to wrap your shit"
by pablo price July 28, 2004
mugGet the wrap your shitmug.

Charlie Style Shitting

Charlie Style Shitting is when you take a shit while sitting the opposite way of the toilet. First you have to take one foot out of your pants in order to sit backwards. It is also suggested that you have toilet paper in reach because its a pain to switch around. One of the many benefits of CSS is having a place to set your laptop, netbook, newspaper, magazine, and/or porn. This style is also useful when shitting in a stall with out a door (so other people can't see your junk), another Benefit of CSS is that you will be sticking it to the man!
Oh man, this stall doesn't have a fucking door, but I gotta shit, I better pull a Charlie Style Shit. But this will be tricky since only the pros pull the Charlie Style Shitting maneuver.
by mtbmikex9 July 15, 2011
mugGet the Charlie Style Shittingmug.

take yo shit

Gather your things (drugs, clothes, etc) and get them the fuck out of there
Take yo shit and leave!
by shirtless51 April 11, 2016
mugGet the take yo shitmug.

Shit's fucked up

Guy 1: Dude, I hate my life...
Guy 2: Yeah, shit's fucked up.
by ___O.O___ June 23, 2010
mugGet the Shit's fucked upmug.

fo shit sho

fo sho bt in a more serious way
mya~lexi you gon throw it back at this party
lexi~fo shit sho yk girl!!
by minimiii May 18, 2019
mugGet the fo shit shomug.
A phrase used to express the simplification of complex problem into something more manageable.
-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"

-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."
by P-stain! September 10, 2006
mugGet the stick that shit in a blendermug.

Chicken shit

A rather large piece of shit by a chicken or a human. The piece could be larger then someones head.
by Zeebes June 18, 2006
mugGet the Chicken shitmug.

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