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Love

Love is a personified infection spread by the eyesight of a potential lover.

In all humans, it shuts down brainpower and replaces all current thoughts with memories (real or made up) of the host's desired fuck-buddy.

In males, it overrides the area of the brain that controls the feeling of sadness, which unfortunately also controls masturbation. F u c k

In women, it takes over the part of the brain that regulates what comes out of the mouth. This is why the whole school knows you like brad. Like it's fine to talk to your friends, but jeez gurl you sound like a politician.

It's also fatal I guess.
Justin just got hit with love, he was so young...

why is everyone so obviously in love with brad?
by Tonehzbaloneh. April 10, 2021
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Love

Love is a Powerful filling and can be dangerous if You're love is to big for other people.
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Love

Love isn’t for everyone.
by anonymous January 4, 2022
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Love

ur mom does not love u
by amitisisdumb April 12, 2019
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I love you

"I love you," said by no one ever
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I love V

When you love someones pussy

Cat. lol
"Ohhh,I love V! It's sooooo cute"
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Unworldly love

The . unconditional love given to Justin Wayne Johnson. And us all....the love that lives in the hearts of Johnson's... Love that is forever
That Johnson boy has unworldly love that shines through any darkness... He would help in anyway if he had the chance... No matter who or what was in need. He would.. Any time.
by Tetragramaton 09 April 25, 2021
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