When a man sticks his big 15 inch schlong in your ass until it rips through it and penetrates your titties
Man: I really want t o have sex right now
Woman: I do not wanna die!
Man: I was talking to that woman trying to comit suicide
Woman: Oh
Womansex: Yeah, time to die
Woman: I do not wanna die!
Man: I was talking to that woman trying to comit suicide
Woman: Oh
Womansex: Yeah, time to die
by BiggFatNigga69 June 23, 2021
Get the Sexmug. by Cybergirlfriendd September 26, 2023
Get the Milk chocolate sexmug. Your silly ass decided to look this up cuz you either thought it was funny for some stupid way (as with me) or you want to jack off to the definitions
by Probably still a virgin July 31, 2022
Get the Sexmug. When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away
Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
by Skeleton365 October 18, 2019
Get the Newton sexmug. Passing a class by finding a study buddy to help you study sexual intercourse for the one-night stand exam
Person 1: My teacher assigned sex for homework. Now I gotta cram for a one-night stand exam.
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?
by thatonemotherfucka November 16, 2020
Get the Sex For Homeworkmug. - I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face
- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face
- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face
by the bandit75 May 17, 2014
Get the moose sex facemug. by Max31 November 12, 2021
Get the sexmug.