Sex Puppet

A person you can fuck whenever you want

Johnny has so many sex puppets, he can get laid whenever he wants.

by Thesster September 19, 2021

Sex

You’re probably like 8 don’t scroll any farther

Person 1: sex
Person 2: e
Person 3: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by H3110Ch1ldr3n September 21, 2021

Sex

a particularly good oxytocin-inducing session with Rose

I went into labour just after midnight on the 29th June, after a particularly good oxytocin-inducing(Sex) session with Rose

by icemix September 24, 2021

Battle of the sexes

A bloody mess.

Before the battle of the sexes, we were all on the front line marching, and I was probably just as scared as any other dude to fight a bunch of dykes, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! I've never felt so alive.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

sex

babies… just babies-

you: ayo wanna have sex?!?

*random person* uhh why?
you: because i want babies! so sex??
*random person* ok

by mar.. September 24, 2021

Sex cat

Funny cat bangs the camera Haha meme sexy

SEX CATBAHAHAHAHA PORN

by Yourskoliosexualqueen September 25, 2021

Sex

Pov: your horny

"I want to have sex, but instead of calling someone I'll look it up in urban dictionary,"

by PenisOurLordAndSavier September 27, 2021