ball grooming

when you keep good care of your balls

timmy: i just got the best ball grooming by troy!

ciara: i dont have balls

by jaccitcock April 13, 2021

Disco balls

When you’re keen for a night out but your friends cancel

Like blue balls, but for a night out

Guy1: Man, Jessica cancelled on me, we were gonna go clubbing
Guy 2: damn bro :( you got mad disco balls

by ACalamari April 15, 2021

Yeti-balls

A male with unkempt or long hair around their genitalia

He had a bad case of yeti-balls

by Zeen ranger April 15, 2021

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021

BALLS MY FUCKED

YOU JACK ASS

relax take a deep breath. NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP BALLS MY FUCKEDN U80WREY

by UNCLE BOY NI84Y053265 April 21, 2021

That's the balls!

What you say, when something is bad or uncool

"That dude put peanut butter on his sausage sandwich"
"Oh man, that's the balls!"

by J3rkins April 21, 2021

ball dictionary

A lexicon for all kinds of balls, big, small, and very wrinkly

‘Ayo the pizza here’ ‘wait lemme get my ball dictionary

by AaaaaaeaaeeaeaeaAa April 22, 2021