roger balls

A mystery man who's always behind strange phone calls.

Guy: Hello, who is this? Phone: ROGER BALLS!

by SadCavernGuy October 17, 2020

ball up top

When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.

In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".

I found out my long-distance girlfriend was not taking 'night shifts' at her job. Ball up top.

by lilwizardry September 14, 2024

Scare Ball

The other term for the Sun. The Scare Ball makes everything irritatingly hot, stirs up the cray with living creatures and critter humans, causes more turbulent air which shakes everyone’s snacks around on aeroplanes, does nothing good for migraines, and has freaked out past generations when it goes all eclipse-y.

The Scare Ball is hella bright today, and it’s making the local methheads even more animated. We should avoid interaction with the Scare Ball and stay inside with the blinds closed, like the higher powers intended when they created scientists who figured out window coverings.

by NurseDiesel May 10, 2025

Bowling balls

Shoving your thumb in some ones ass and tickling there balls at the same time

I will bowling balls you

by Ballsman-123 January 16, 2023

smackin your balls

1) The act of messing with someone
2) Embellishing a story to fool someone

Guy #1- Dude, I just hooked up with the head cheerleader!
Guy #2- No way man! How was it?
Guy #1- I'm just smackin your balls dude, I had to settle for your sister again.

by thesmallerbiggs November 15, 2011

Ball Razor

A razor or shaver specifically used for shaving testicles.

Andy accidentally borrowed Joe's ball razor to shave his face.

by evilsid666 May 8, 2014

Balls

AKA where everyone kicks you
paul: gimme some head
steven: *kicks balls*

SUCKMA balls

by Sluttyshitballswtf January 11, 2024