plain ass bitch

A plain, homely girl with no style. Boring hair, no makeup, no sense of style. Does not even try to make herself look decent. The squirrel of females. Often accompanies by other plain ass bitchs, commonly referred to as a Plain Parade.

I'd like to punch that plain ass bitch in the mouth.

by noricat July 26, 2012

bitch-ass slapper

A person who slaps a bitch's ass.

"Stop bangin my Mom you bitch-ass slapper."

by Colin Farrell's Lover February 27, 2004

Shut the bitch up.

What only the coolest people say. So much cooler than shut the ______ (any other word here) up. As made popular by Couri Leuschner. Used mainly by pimps like him.

Hey, bitch.
I'm not your bitch.
HEY, SHUT THE BITCH UP.

by Bitch #12 August 5, 2011

homo imbalanced bitch

a girl or a guy who is homoly imbalanced.. meaning they say theyre str8 but act a little way too curious for a strickly whatever person.
see homoimbalancedment

<straight girl> gimme a kiss lets fuck
<gay girl> i thought you were str8
<straight girl> i am but i want a kiss and a quickie
<gay girl> go somewhere else with your homo-imbalancedment
<straight girl> *snaps fingers* girl please whatever *rolls eyes*

by Mz Pimp March 13, 2004

bitch-rista

The word used to describe a Starbucks or coffee shop barista who is having a bad day behind the bar whilst making drinks; sometimes will fuck up your drink or cop an attitude while waving her scrawny tatted arms up in the air. might cop an attitude if you ask for the whipped cream you requested at the time of purchase. many times the bitchrista is thrown off if you ask for Skim milk and whipped cream because that seems to contradict itself in terms of a healthy drink. Many times the bitchrista is crabby because she was out late the Modest Mouse show, then went to her best friends house to watch reruns of the OC and woke up late for work at the Rodeo Drive location of Starbucks. She hates all of the customers because they can afford to get Starbucks every morning in a Venti size. Usually she's a big "Obama Fangirl" too because all her friends are. She's just working here until she marries the creepy guy from the White Stripes.

I ordered a Grande 2 pump skim vanilla latte with with whip and the bitch-rista slid my drink toward me without a lid or whip. I put the bitchrista in her place by telling the manager and getting a free drink coupon.

by Jeff Spicoli83 February 25, 2010

bittersweet bitch

A good male friend who gets into a female like bad mood when drinking with the guys.

I cannot consume anymore alcohol with this young man, he is acting like a bittersweet bitch

by killerkendoll September 13, 2010

Keg Bitch

An olde english vassal assigned the bothersome task of finding,haggling and aqquiring a keg. Its modern form manifests itself through a self-titled ".com" web address.

yo go to Keg Bitch and find the best deals on beer in Boone!

by KegBitch April 15, 2009