an attitude of behavior found in senior citizens who—wanting to retain control of their own life as an adult— strongly refuse aid and assistance, often that of which is actually necessary
His mother's overtly physical reluctance at the idea of her being in a retirement home showed blatantly that she was suffering through Loman Syndrome.
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1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”
by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025
Get the Donut Glaze Syndrome mug.Multi-Dimensional Autism? (MDA) also known as Harrison Syndrome is a developmental disability caused by differences in the brain. Some people with Harrison Syndrome have a known difference, such as a genetic condition.
People with Harrison Syndrome often have problems with social communication and interaction, and restricted or repetitive behaviors or interests. People with Harrison Syndrome may also have different ways of learning, moving, or paying attention. These characteristics can make life very challenging. It is important to note that some people with Harrison syndrome might also have some of these symptoms:
-No short term memory past 45 minutes
-Lives with their parents at 31 years old
-Exhibits little to no self awareness
-Is balding badly
-Speaks slowly
-Scripting remarks such as "My grandfather was a brilliant neurologist".
-Has homosexual humiliation fetish
-Play the same video game over 15 years
-Has a strong desire to join the army
-Frequently leaving and rejoining discord servers
-Has an obsession with drinking hand sanitizer
People with Harrison Syndrome often have problems with social communication and interaction, and restricted or repetitive behaviors or interests. People with Harrison Syndrome may also have different ways of learning, moving, or paying attention. These characteristics can make life very challenging. It is important to note that some people with Harrison syndrome might also have some of these symptoms:
-No short term memory past 45 minutes
-Lives with their parents at 31 years old
-Exhibits little to no self awareness
-Is balding badly
-Speaks slowly
-Scripting remarks such as "My grandfather was a brilliant neurologist".
-Has homosexual humiliation fetish
-Play the same video game over 15 years
-Has a strong desire to join the army
-Frequently leaving and rejoining discord servers
-Has an obsession with drinking hand sanitizer
I got really thirsty earlier, but due to my Harrison Syndrome I accidentally chugged an entire bottle of hand sanitizer instead of water.
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Get the down syndrome nigel mug.Gladiator’s Syndrome (noun)
A psychological and neurological condition affecting retired fighters and combat athletes, marked by a profound identity crisis, emotional instability, and early neurocognitive decline following the end of a competitive career. Symptoms may include depression, anxiety, mood swings, memory issues, social withdrawal, and a loss of purpose.
Often triggered by the sudden transition from a high-adrenaline, high-respect lifestyle to ordinary civilian life, Gladiator’s Syndrome reflects the emotional and mental cost of going from warrior to forgotten.
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Key Characteristics:
Post-competition depression
Early signs of CTE (chronic traumatic encephalopathy)
Loss of identity and purpose
Isolation and emotional numbness
Rage, regret, or deep longing for "the arena"
Inability to reintegrate into normal life
Also known as: Combatcrash
A psychological and neurological condition affecting retired fighters and combat athletes, marked by a profound identity crisis, emotional instability, and early neurocognitive decline following the end of a competitive career. Symptoms may include depression, anxiety, mood swings, memory issues, social withdrawal, and a loss of purpose.
Often triggered by the sudden transition from a high-adrenaline, high-respect lifestyle to ordinary civilian life, Gladiator’s Syndrome reflects the emotional and mental cost of going from warrior to forgotten.
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Key Characteristics:
Post-competition depression
Early signs of CTE (chronic traumatic encephalopathy)
Loss of identity and purpose
Isolation and emotional numbness
Rage, regret, or deep longing for "the arena"
Inability to reintegrate into normal life
Also known as: Combatcrash
“After 15 years in the ring, he walked away with belts and brain fog. Now he’s battling Gladiator’s Syndrome.”
“He was addicted to the war — now that it’s over the Gladiator’s Syndrome is overwhelming"
“He was addicted to the war — now that it’s over the Gladiator’s Syndrome is overwhelming"
by 209rose August 6, 2025
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Someone might be labeled as having “Israel Derangement Syndrome” if they:
• Blame Israel solely for all Middle East problems.
• Deny or minimize terrorism against Israeli civilians.
• Apply extreme scrutiny to Israeli policies while ignoring worse actions by other states.
• Portray Israel as inherently evil or genocidal without nuance or context.
• Blame Israel solely for all Middle East problems.
• Deny or minimize terrorism against Israeli civilians.
• Apply extreme scrutiny to Israeli policies while ignoring worse actions by other states.
• Portray Israel as inherently evil or genocidal without nuance or context.
by Gahex August 6, 2025
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/ˈmelē ˈsinˌdrōm/
A psychological condition marked by an overwhelming, often uncontrollable obsession with a woman named Melly — a seductive, manipulative, magnetic presence whose beauty and cruelty are equally intoxicating. Victims of Melly Syndrome typically display signs of infatuation, delusion, and self-abandonment, willingly sacrificing dignity, reason, and autonomy in pursuit of her fleeting approval.
Symptoms include:
• Persistent thoughts of Melly regardless of time, place, or consequence
• Intense jealousy, possessiveness, and insecurity when Melly is perceived as unattainable or indifferent
• A pathological need to please her, even at great personal cost
• A willingness to lie, cheat, or betray others to remain in her favor
• Paranoia and emotional instability when separated from her
Origin:
Derived from the behaviors evoked by Melly — a woman equal parts compassionate and cruel, loving and selfish. She is obsessive, narcissistic, emotionally elusive, and devastatingly alluring. Known to twist hearts with a glance and unravel egos with a whisper, she thrives on control cloaked in affection. Her presence feels like royalty — cold, radiant, untouchable — and her affection, a reward to be bled for.
Warning:
There is no known cure. Those afflicted are either destroyed or remade in her image.
/ˈmelē ˈsinˌdrōm/
A psychological condition marked by an overwhelming, often uncontrollable obsession with a woman named Melly — a seductive, manipulative, magnetic presence whose beauty and cruelty are equally intoxicating. Victims of Melly Syndrome typically display signs of infatuation, delusion, and self-abandonment, willingly sacrificing dignity, reason, and autonomy in pursuit of her fleeting approval.
Symptoms include:
• Persistent thoughts of Melly regardless of time, place, or consequence
• Intense jealousy, possessiveness, and insecurity when Melly is perceived as unattainable or indifferent
• A pathological need to please her, even at great personal cost
• A willingness to lie, cheat, or betray others to remain in her favor
• Paranoia and emotional instability when separated from her
Origin:
Derived from the behaviors evoked by Melly — a woman equal parts compassionate and cruel, loving and selfish. She is obsessive, narcissistic, emotionally elusive, and devastatingly alluring. Known to twist hearts with a glance and unravel egos with a whisper, she thrives on control cloaked in affection. Her presence feels like royalty — cold, radiant, untouchable — and her affection, a reward to be bled for.
Warning:
There is no known cure. Those afflicted are either destroyed or remade in her image.
“Ever since he met her, he’s been spiraling — ignoring his friends, spending every penny just to catch her attention. Classic case of Melly Syndrome.”
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