ass-packing

When your suitcase is so full you have to sit on it to close it.

When I went on my trip, I was so excited I was ass-packing my suitcase.

by CeIIophane May 26, 2016

ass falcon

supreme jackass

see also; douche fag

wtf, amber?!...youre such an ass falcon!

by xoxota April 22, 2008

My ASS

The biggest ass

Jasper your dick is to big in My ASS

by RAZGEE December 10, 2018

face ass

daisy

daisy your such a face ass

by dick1000 August 23, 2017

Microbrew Ass

The string-cheese style poop that is produced when consuming fair amounts of micro or home brew. Some attribute these types of poops based on the large amount of yeast left in the unfiltered beer.

Q: You have a headache from last night?

A: No, but I've got the string-cheesey poops bad... Microbrew Ass something fierce!

by ClownShoe July 19, 2011

ass ankles

"That's when your booty is so ghetto some of it hangs over your hamstring. ass ankles." -ISammael, imgur user

"Ass ankles are better than cankles any day."
"Damn, look at the ass ankles on that dime."

by BloopBloopAnn June 10, 2014

ass goblin

-a gay man who may be particularly naughty or sinister. Also known as a butt pirate.

Oh man, your little brother is such an ass goblin!

by Sargent92 January 11, 2008