When a woman has abnormally large breasts.
by fliane September 30, 2023
Get the Big boobs syndrome mug.A woman who suffers from an unfortunate combination of HPD, BPD and NPD but self-diagnosed her problems as “ADHD.”
Symptoms often include a pattern of temporarily and obsessively creating new personas to confuse others for lack of accomplishments and accolades. She exhibits pathological and compulsive lying, can’t maintain long-term employment, a stable relationship and often plays the victim when confronted. She is perpetually enrolled in a “program,” but is unemployable due to her deceptive unethical behavior and unnecessary need to create chaos. She may have multiple side jobs but incapable of supporting herself. Often exhibits mirroring techniques to be “relatable.” Will create false stories to mimic individuals she engages with.
Previous treatments in the past would have included a lobotomy or a disappointment room. It’s important to understand the parasitic nature could negatively affect the psychological health of those she comes in contact with, children included. If you encounter a woman with Sarah Louise Syndrome, it is best to not even be cordial or acknowledge her existence, as any form of interaction could negatively affect your happiness and cause PTSD. There is no treatment for human parasites but with implementing boundaries, you may find those with this syndrome scurry or recoil once publicly confronted and held accountable.
Symptoms often include a pattern of temporarily and obsessively creating new personas to confuse others for lack of accomplishments and accolades. She exhibits pathological and compulsive lying, can’t maintain long-term employment, a stable relationship and often plays the victim when confronted. She is perpetually enrolled in a “program,” but is unemployable due to her deceptive unethical behavior and unnecessary need to create chaos. She may have multiple side jobs but incapable of supporting herself. Often exhibits mirroring techniques to be “relatable.” Will create false stories to mimic individuals she engages with.
Previous treatments in the past would have included a lobotomy or a disappointment room. It’s important to understand the parasitic nature could negatively affect the psychological health of those she comes in contact with, children included. If you encounter a woman with Sarah Louise Syndrome, it is best to not even be cordial or acknowledge her existence, as any form of interaction could negatively affect your happiness and cause PTSD. There is no treatment for human parasites but with implementing boundaries, you may find those with this syndrome scurry or recoil once publicly confronted and held accountable.
Michelle: I can’t believe she had the entire class convinced she was a victim for an event that never occurred!
Abby: I know, she created problems where problems did not exist. I was there when it supposedly happened. Oddly, she provided two different stories depending on who she spoke with causing classic triangulation manipulation. To evade accountability, she painted a picture that she was being targeted when confronted over her behavior. I’m glad the professor is aware.
Michelle: Sounds like she has classic Sarah Louise Syndrome. I’m sure she will leave the class and enroll in a new one with a completely different backstory.
Abby: Yes, sounds like a complex case of multiple mental disorders that negatively affect the people who come in contact with her. I’m sure she will move to another area once she burns all her bridges again, it sounds like she specifically targets areas where she has anonymity temporarily .
Michelle: Yes, that is often how Sarah Louise Syndrome is successful in evading proper treatment. Everyone else will always be the problem and it may take a while for people who come in contact with her to “connect the dots,” but it’s inevitable with the parasitic nature of this syndrome.
Abby: Makes sense. She is a middle-aged woman with multiple excuses and exaggerated theatrics. It’s off-putting to anyone who is not unstable themselves.
Abby: I know, she created problems where problems did not exist. I was there when it supposedly happened. Oddly, she provided two different stories depending on who she spoke with causing classic triangulation manipulation. To evade accountability, she painted a picture that she was being targeted when confronted over her behavior. I’m glad the professor is aware.
Michelle: Sounds like she has classic Sarah Louise Syndrome. I’m sure she will leave the class and enroll in a new one with a completely different backstory.
Abby: Yes, sounds like a complex case of multiple mental disorders that negatively affect the people who come in contact with her. I’m sure she will move to another area once she burns all her bridges again, it sounds like she specifically targets areas where she has anonymity temporarily .
Michelle: Yes, that is often how Sarah Louise Syndrome is successful in evading proper treatment. Everyone else will always be the problem and it may take a while for people who come in contact with her to “connect the dots,” but it’s inevitable with the parasitic nature of this syndrome.
Abby: Makes sense. She is a middle-aged woman with multiple excuses and exaggerated theatrics. It’s off-putting to anyone who is not unstable themselves.
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Get the Apendejada Syndrome mug.Deranged Grindr Syndrome (also known as DGS) is a psychiatric condition affecting an unknown number of gay men who use Grindr for sexual purposes. People with DGS may exhibit a wide variety of symptoms including, but not limited to:
- Ghost-facing: Attempting to engage in chat with other users without sharing any pics of themselves
- Hole-bombing: Sending unsolicited images of their gaping holes to complete strangers
- Pic-collecting: Requesting images from other people when they haven’t shared any pics of themselves
- Wounded ego: Impaired ability to cope with rejection, such as demanding an explanation for why a complete stranger is not attracted to them
- Silent treatment: Engaging in extensive chat with another user and indicating an interest in meeting up for sex, and then going silent and never responding again
- Ghost-meeting (different from ghost-facing): making an actual plan with someone from the app to meet in person, exchanging location details and setting a specific time, and then ghosting the person with no warning or explanation while they are sitting there waiting for you
- Stalking: tracking another user’s online presence and bombarding them with messages each time they come online
This is not a complete list of possible symptoms included under the diagnosis of Deranged Grindr Syndrome (DGS). People with DGS may exhibit mild or severe symptoms. If you or someone you love suffers from DGS, help is available. Speak to a mental health professional.
- Ghost-facing: Attempting to engage in chat with other users without sharing any pics of themselves
- Hole-bombing: Sending unsolicited images of their gaping holes to complete strangers
- Pic-collecting: Requesting images from other people when they haven’t shared any pics of themselves
- Wounded ego: Impaired ability to cope with rejection, such as demanding an explanation for why a complete stranger is not attracted to them
- Silent treatment: Engaging in extensive chat with another user and indicating an interest in meeting up for sex, and then going silent and never responding again
- Ghost-meeting (different from ghost-facing): making an actual plan with someone from the app to meet in person, exchanging location details and setting a specific time, and then ghosting the person with no warning or explanation while they are sitting there waiting for you
- Stalking: tracking another user’s online presence and bombarding them with messages each time they come online
This is not a complete list of possible symptoms included under the diagnosis of Deranged Grindr Syndrome (DGS). People with DGS may exhibit mild or severe symptoms. If you or someone you love suffers from DGS, help is available. Speak to a mental health professional.
Deranged Grindr Syndrome (DGS) is like when this guy with no pics wrote to me demanding that I share my private photo album with him, and then he bombed me with 15 pics of his gaping hole, and he got mad and called me rude when I didn't respond. Major DGS.
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Get the Deranged Grindr Syndrome (DGS) mug.When leaving someone you love causes physical reactions like racing heart beat, tingling skin, and even loss of coordination . While being near them makes you feel better and being in their arms makes you feel like you are home and you never want to leave.
"I must have Chronic Love Syndrome. Being with my BF is always feel better and when we hug I never want to let them go. I want it to last forever."
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 22, 2025
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by Chromohomo July 14, 2022
Get the Little chromo syndrome mug.Common signs of LCPS are:
- Obstruction of views when gaming of any form (i.e. board games, video games, outside sports, etc.)
- General salt as a result of losing
- Believing they are the hottest shit ever when winning
- Tries desperately in an attempt to 1-up at everything
- Extreme asshole behavior
As the name implies, the symptoms of LCPS are exhibited by annoying, distantly related family members at family party/gatherings and it always results in the feeling of everyone at around the same age range (and higher in more extreme cases) being annoyed and wishing, or doing, physical harm upon that family member.
Across the world, LCPS is most common based on relative factors like holidays and the birthday's of family members. People with LCPS often experience flair ups and sometimes worsening symptoms (at the entire fault of their own).
If you or a love one has LCPS, please seek attention in a way that doesn't piss everyone off, or get a fucking hobby.
- Obstruction of views when gaming of any form (i.e. board games, video games, outside sports, etc.)
- General salt as a result of losing
- Believing they are the hottest shit ever when winning
- Tries desperately in an attempt to 1-up at everything
- Extreme asshole behavior
As the name implies, the symptoms of LCPS are exhibited by annoying, distantly related family members at family party/gatherings and it always results in the feeling of everyone at around the same age range (and higher in more extreme cases) being annoyed and wishing, or doing, physical harm upon that family member.
Across the world, LCPS is most common based on relative factors like holidays and the birthday's of family members. People with LCPS often experience flair ups and sometimes worsening symptoms (at the entire fault of their own).
If you or a love one has LCPS, please seek attention in a way that doesn't piss everyone off, or get a fucking hobby.
Jamal: "Me and another family member where playing Smash Bros and he smacked the controller out of my hand and I lost!"
Daniel: "That's a classic case Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome ngl."
Daniel: "That's a classic case Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome ngl."
by Holanimus Horsel March 4, 2024
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