Basil Syndrome

A rare disorder in which your voice artificially deepens, causing extreme swelling in the ego

Oh man, there's this one kid at my school that has Basil Syndrome so bad! He's such a pain to be around.

by 1W;0f;2Y;7u;3L;16w;4A;6h April 11, 2021

Short Man's Syndrome

Short Man's Syndrome is the overpoweringly devastating inferiority complex that is inextricably linked to the deadly disability and eternal curse of manletism (the crippling condition of being a manlet - a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Characterized by a profound basis of manlet cope in addition to manlet rage, topped with and generous sprinkling of manlet mathematics and guy height and rounded out by a proclivity for wearing high heels, throwing hissy fits and engaging in embarrassing public catfights - the mental midget and literal subhuman Short Man's Syndrome suffering severely stunted sissy manlet is nothing short of a girlishly gnomish, microscopically minuscule and outrageously overcompensating midget monstrosity. Manlets BTFO.

Jessica: Hey, why is Tiny Tom "Man Card: Impossible" Cruise mud-wrestling that drunken midget over there? Amber: Lol, I don't know. Maybe the midget ate his high heels? Jessica: It's probably just Short Man's Syndrome. Silly manlet boys...

by ManletDepreciator September 25, 2024

irritable bottom syndrome

A syndrome when you drop so much bottom banter it hurts

Crostin: Yo PJ
PJ: Yo you got irritable bottom syndrome (IBS)?

by razvanovicio September 20, 2022

Suave Syndrome

the condition in which gelled pieces of shampoo remain in ones hair long after one has left the shower (usually the result of a certain brand of cheap shampoo)

Rob: Danny whats that shit in your hair dude?

Joe: Oh he doesn't rinse off in the shower

Danny: No bros, I just have bad suave syndrome.

by swadium September 16, 2011

Fifth Friend Syndrome

A negative social effect in which a new person in a friend group usually thinks he's friends with the people in the group. And tries his hardest to integrate into their social structure. But the people in the friend group usually treat him as a friend. But in reality, they're doing it not to upset him/her. They usually treat the new person like a dick. Acting nice while also putting him/her in the background.

Usually named so because the new person mostly tends to be fifth one. Most social structures consists out of people in groups of 4.

John: "I asked Kevin if he would want to hang out some time. He said yes but he just straight up ignored me after I tried to ask him when but he ignored me. At the end of it he hung out with another friend and completely ignored me."

Bob: "John, it looks like you have fifth friend syndrome."

by TheSmellyCheeseBoi April 8, 2022

Sudden Suck Syndrome

When you're doing great in a game but for no good reason you start doing dog shit.

Person 1: Bro you were doing so good last game what happened?

Person 2: I don't know I guess I have sudden suck syndrome.

by KGB-Putin September 6, 2019

Roleplay Cycle Syndrome

Roleplay Cycle Syndrome (RCS) is a syndrome where you’re doing an erotic roleplay so hot, you constantly imagine about it and/or masturbate to it, but never actually continue it. Then say you’ll continue it next time, only to do exactly the same thing again.

Roleplayer 1: Dude are we actually going to continue our roleplay today?
Roleplayer 2: Sorry man I swear I’ve got Roleplay Cycle Syndrome, can we try tomorrow?

by fjack125 September 19, 2021