a white boy who is pale as a ghost & as skinny & tall as a corn stalk. He claims to be a gangster from Chicago but in reality he's just a modified highlighter kid and wanna be gangster. He begs for sexual intimacy & asks if size matters after talking for a week. He thinks that he is tough shit but in reality no one likes him, not even his best friends.
Now look in the sky, what do you see? Its 4-incher-pincher! No.. its corn nuts! Nevermind, its just Charlie.
Now look in the sky, what do you see? Its 4-incher-pincher! No.. its corn nuts! Nevermind, its just Charlie.
by MELON-Y🍒🍒 May 7, 2024
Get the corn ballmug. A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
Get the Monkey fucking a bowling ballmug. by Nut McNutface February 18, 2022
Get the bowling ballmug. When a girl shits on a guys dick while riding and it gets on the balls. Then the girl sucks said balls.
by Whoknows17162 October 2, 2025
Get the Brown Ballsmug. guy 1: “yo dude, what did u do with that girl last night
guy2: “bro, we had some fire penis balls in my vagina”
guy2: “bro, we had some fire penis balls in my vagina”
by p3nIs balls May 16, 2021
Get the penis balls in my vaginamug. 1. Slang for 'Peach Balls', a optional topping at the frozen yogurt shop named 'Soyo'.
2. A replacement curse word, ie; "Oh peesh balls! I stubbed my toe!"
2. A replacement curse word, ie; "Oh peesh balls! I stubbed my toe!"
by White girl 101 June 19, 2014
Get the peesh ballsmug. When a zombie apocalypse show gives you just enough to make you watch it but not enough action to satisfy.
by KennedyisFunny October 30, 2011
Get the Z-Ballsmug.