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Your ass is the blackest

This is said when talking with another person in a competitive manner, you concede that the other person has won.
It is usually said during one-up-manship contest.
Somewhat of a backwards "you win",but you really are the loser.
This is a very old saying...said as early as the 1800's.
Rhonda: I have a really bad headache.
Rick: Oh yeah, well I have a hangnail!
Rhonda: Yeah , and my knee hurts too.
Rick: Well, I guess "your ass is the blackest."
by The_Overman September 8, 2007
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bird ass nigga

a sensitive black guy; a black guy who looks like a bird; lyrics from a JAY-Z song
1. Jamarcus is a a real bird ass nigga, he gets upset when i fuck his sister.

2. Jermaine kinda looks like a bird, so he must be a bird ass nigga.

3. "Bird ass nigga, i dont mean to ruffle y'all" -Heart of the city
by Matt Arjun July 10, 2007
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Ass I Ram

Marissa backwards.

A nickname that friends may call a Marissa to get on her nerves, even though a Marissa would find it absolutely hilarious.
"Hey Ass I Ram."-Friend

"Shut up! :) haha."-Marissa

"Marissa rams ass. It's proven in her name!"
by \m/(ROCK'n'ROLL)\m/ January 17, 2010
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gay ass shit

When something is very annoying, stupid, or dumb. Can also mean something funny.
Bobby: Hey do you guys like my morph suit?
Marcus: Bobby, thats some gay ass shit.

Josh: A threesome with two guys isn't gay, but buttsex; now that's some gay ass shit.

Ryan: Hey Reid do you want to go to Chuck E. Cheese?
Reid: Chuck E. Cheese? That's some gay ass shit. But...sure.
by gayassshit1234 February 23, 2011
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piggaly ass

when your friend is being really lazy or fat and lazy this is what he his.
me:hay get me a beer please.

ben:no fuck you.

me:get of your piggaly ass and get me a beer you crock of shit
by fucking ass pussy October 3, 2008
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The dark ass

The dark ass is when a man shits into a girls asshole she then shits it into his mouth and he swallows it in one go. If he sicks it back out the she will have to lick it up.
She wanted to try something new for example the dark ass
by The_definition_master March 8, 2020
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Ass Vampire

A person with no apparent skills except for flattering their supervisors; a particularly obvious, nauseating syncophant.
"Look at Rick laughing at the boss' stupid jokes. What a goddamn ass vampire! Bet he gets promoted.
by Fnort November 27, 2015
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