GOD DAMN IT HOT DOG

when hot dog forgets anything you tell him inside a taxes rouse

GOD DAMN IT HOT DOG YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE?

by libzcuckz March 29, 2025

Hot Dunk

To dunk your balls into a hot bath without getting the rest of your body wet.

When you need to wash your balls but you don't want to get in the shower or get your whole body wet, so you run a hot bath, and squat down and dunk your balls in and out until they're clean. You have now successfully executed a "Hot Dunk".

by Jsmith33NE March 29, 2025

Hot

gerard way and billie joe armstrong, obviously???

gerard way is so hot
billie joe armstrong is so hot

by phantomsaysstuff April 1, 2025

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 2, 2025

Hot rod

When you burn your dick with a blow torch and insert it into woman’s ham wallet

Yo Jake I just put my hot rod in some girls Bitch wrinkle

by Bigtityfart April 10, 2025

Hot Take Shit Test

A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.

It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.

Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve

You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.

Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.

by earlerichardsjr April 15, 2025

Hot-Air Conundrum

When you get into a car during winter and the AC is blasting hot air despite everyone wearing warm clothing

Person 1: "Can you make the AC colder? We are in the Hot-Air Conundrum right now."
Person 2: "Fuck you"

by BravoArmstrong April 16, 2025