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Eat my balls

One of the vulgar ways of saying go fuck yourself, with the others of course being suck my dick and eat my ass, possible some others.
Some man that's an asshole: I fucked your wife last night.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
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balls

the balls is where piss and cum is stored. Piss is normally stored in the left ball this is why it hangs lower.
people who have piss in their right ball are very disgusting. This causes ball induced depression this is how people become furries.
(guy 1): my piss is stored in my right ball

(guy 2): your balls are weird
by copperwiring March 28, 2022
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ball sack

what is big in the summer small in the winter? a mans genitals!
can I put my ball sack in your jaw
by the explainer of all March 28, 2022
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Sussy balls

Its when the balls you're sucking turn into among us.
by The guy from fortnite March 29, 2022
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Balls

Balls are very nice! you can play with them, and there are many different kinds of balls. They can be hard or soft, big or small. there are man balls, big balls, small balls, baby balls ( which most men have, ) rubber balls, etc.
A: Do you wanna play with my balls?
B: What kind of balls? ;)
by Aqua_pixie March 30, 2022
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Faz-balls

Freddy Fazbear's testicles.
Gregory: Hey Freddy! Look at this new flashlight i found!
Freddy: Way to go superstar! What else does it do?
Gregory: What do you mean what else does it do?
Freddy: well i know it's a flashlight but wha- what else does it do, is it really-
Gregory: *Flashes light on faz-balls*
Freddy: OH MY FAZ-BALLS WOAHHH!
by Dreadful_Dorito January 23, 2022
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Balls

by Your momther January 23, 2022
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