During the back rub, he included some kisses, but used his tongue and gave thrilling Australian sex instead.
by Booksquirm July 27, 2024
Get the australian sexmug. Hi, Gay sex means, sexual intercourse between 2 men, by the way.
you may be here to stroke your probably 2 inch penis, and I’m here to tell you to grow the fuck up. I’m here to tell you that gays are real people. I’m here because my gay friend is constantly being victimised, you sick fucks.
Maybe you haven’t heard or you’re just slow, but gays actually do have a life and are not for you to stroke your tiny ass penis and play fucking over watch.
Do better.
you may be here to stroke your probably 2 inch penis, and I’m here to tell you to grow the fuck up. I’m here to tell you that gays are real people. I’m here because my gay friend is constantly being victimised, you sick fucks.
Maybe you haven’t heard or you’re just slow, but gays actually do have a life and are not for you to stroke your tiny ass penis and play fucking over watch.
Do better.
by Ahumanforhumanrights January 24, 2025
Get the Gay sexmug. This is the act of shouting surprize right before you rape someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Sex Scenario1: *guy attempts to rape girl*
Girl: FIRE!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
Girl: FIRE!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011
Get the Surprize Sexmug. Yall mfs probably here for smut. Horny needs these days.
Sam came home from work, and as she opens the door, she sees Josh, her husband. As Josh kisses his wife and says hi, Sam says, "Thats was probably the hardest thing in my life!" Josh, who got the feeling, said, "Maybe not THE hardest." Sam, who completely understood said, "Well, let's find that out.." she says as she grabs his hand and pulls him into bed. They started with imitate kisses, then French, then they eventually start making out. She helps him take of his shirt, jeans, then his boxers. As she starts massaging his dick, Josh pulls of her lacy, see-through black thong, which reveals a pink and kind of wet pussy. "I should probably get a condom before this gets steaming." "Honey, who says we need one?" She says as she starts to massage her wet vagina. "I want to fuck you so bad right now." "Well, might as well sooner than later.."
Sam came home from work, and as she opens the door, she sees Josh, her husband. As Josh kisses his wife and says hi, Sam says, "Thats was probably the hardest thing in my life!" Josh, who got the feeling, said, "Maybe not THE hardest." Sam, who completely understood said, "Well, let's find that out.." she says as she grabs his hand and pulls him into bed. They started with imitate kisses, then French, then they eventually start making out. She helps him take of his shirt, jeans, then his boxers. As she starts massaging his dick, Josh pulls of her lacy, see-through black thong, which reveals a pink and kind of wet pussy. "I should probably get a condom before this gets steaming." "Honey, who says we need one?" She says as she starts to massage her wet vagina. "I want to fuck you so bad right now." "Well, might as well sooner than later.."
She says as she starts kissing from the mouth, to his rock-hard abs, to the tip of his dick, and starts sucking. As he leans back and watches her work, he starts moaning when she lickes his testicles. When Sam gets a bit tired from vigorously sucking his cock, Josh says, "I'll repay the favor, m'lady." As Sam leans back, Josh starts the same way Sam did, from the mouth, to her triple D tits, to her pink pussy. Josh starts to massage her vagina, and its wet instantly. He starts to tongue her, as she moans. "Oh, baby.. fuck me daddy!" Josh hears her request, and pulls his tongue out. "Why'd you stop, Daddy?" And before she could finish the word daddy, he rams his dick into her pussy, like a racecar to the road. She squeals when he hits her G-spot. She instantly has an orgasm, and so does he. When she takes out his dick, he asks, "Why did you take out my cock?" "There's always a suprise when having sex, dont you have one for me?" "Thankfully I didn't hurt you,, but you might be in trouble now ;)" As he points to the wall behind her, she looks. Before she could realize what he's doing, he jammed his cock into her big ass. "DADDY!~" She screams as he starts to take it out, then in again, in out in out in out - you get it. Josh's dick was throbbing like crazy after he was done, and Sam's pussy was scorching and like a river. "I don't want your pussy scorching, nor my cock swollen, we should stop." "Yeah, we should" They slept in each other's arms and had more hot sex in the morning
by YourOnlineFather June 30, 2022
Get the Sexmug. by monkey4minx February 8, 2015
Get the base sexmug. When you and your girl put hot chili juice on your dick and in her pussy and then go in raw while it stings like hell and you both are in so much pain.
David: "How was your night with sophie?" Kyle: Dude it was great, we had Jamaican Sex together and it hurt like hell but it was the greatest night of my life"
by SgtJuggles November 22, 2022
Get the Jamaican Sexmug. When ur friend/girlfriend sends u so many sexy photos you just feel so worn out because of how sexy they are
by Princess banana hammock May 27, 2019
Get the Sexed outmug.