Anime hot pocket

When your friend is watching hentai and you come up behind him and shove a 2tb usb drive of child porn up his ass

I gave him the old anime hot pocket.

by Teamcarrytoxic June 4, 2018

hot roach

And enlarged, ratchet clitoris.

She was fine, but she had a hot roach.

by Roitlol June 3, 2018

Protective hot

Someone who does not have a hot face but has a hot ass body

Damn Tina don't you think max is hot?!

Na b he protective hot af tho!

by drizzyabel March 22, 2016

Selling hot dogs

When your favorite/least favorite nascar driver is either running multiple laps down, is out of the race due to a crash/mechanical failure, or when a driver is suspended

Dude, (insert driver name) went 5 laps down. He might as well start selling hot dogs if he's running this bad, lol

by Ayeskipp October 23, 2022

Fupa Hot Pocket

The fat folds between a woman's belly thats filled with lint and sweat.

Kate's fupa Hot Pocket was nasty and smelled like sweat.

by Pookie01201 September 9, 2021

Hot Princess

A brat, regardless of gender.

"Ugh, I didn't want to eat pizza, I wanted Macaroni.. with the chicken strips"

.."Well you're being a Hot Princess now, aren't you?"..

by MacaroniChickenStrips April 3, 2021

red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.

"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"

by AspireGnome May 8, 2012