Turambar Syndrome

The array of psychological signs and symptoms presented by the male offspring of single/divorced mothers.

The outcomes of Turambar syndrome sometimes appear to be the result of bad luck, or extra magnified misunderstandings leading otherwise simple mistakes or poor choices into epic tragedy.

The female version of Turambar syndrome is probably Nienor syndrome, therefore the current spike in sister videos at Pornhub.

Turambar is actually Tolkien’s Edipus, and Turambar Syndrome is a 20th century archetype that describes fatherless sons, as Nienor his sister describes fatherless daughters entranced by a dragon, just to find out their own disgrace when all is done and it’s too late.

by red thorny fish April 5, 2021

Hypocritic Fatigue Syndrome

When someone continually complains about how much work they have or how tired they are instead of actually doing work to achieve some type of validation and avoid doing work at the same time.

"Dude, you are going through Hypocritic Fatigue Syndrome, please shut your face hole."

by Wumperson November 2, 2020

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Battered Canadian Syndrome

When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.

Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.

by highlandblade April 5, 2019

Takotsubo syndrome

Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.

I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.

They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

kimberly syndrome

someone who believes they're always the victim, and everyone is out to get them

"i got scolded today when all i did was not wash the dishes! my parents hate me!"

"get well from the kimberly syndrome soon"

by nanonn December 27, 2023

Nickelback Syndrome

When you (or someone you know) hates on something popular just because of popular opinion and not because of their own personal judgement. A couple of example include, but not limited too Nickelback, Pineapple on pizza, Video games, Windows 11, etc...

Me: Why does bob hate Nickelback?
Other friend: I think he has Nickelback Syndrome

by Total Nonsense January 16, 2022